Myuphrid
@myuphrid.bsky.social
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Pronounced MEW-frid. Harmless weirdo and costume enthusiast. NSFW stuff to be expected, standeth thou forewarned. She/they pronouns, mid-30s.
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myuphrid.bsky.social
The sound one makes when a crumb of cake ventures too far down your mouth while you're still chewing.
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We can onlyhope they sell absolutely nothing and are stuck with boxes of useless, slop-covered merch.
myuphrid.bsky.social
What the heck are you baking that obligates you to swear an oath before you can bake it?
myuphrid.bsky.social
The more I think about it, the more it seems like fascism is just a mid-life crisis writ large andmade everyone else's problem.
myuphrid.bsky.social
And self-imporvement is difficult and requries admitting that you're not the most special person in all the world, so it's more comforting to just pretend it's the world's fault and break everything and everyone that fails to be suitably affirming for you.
myuphrid.bsky.social
It makes a lot of sense. I feel like a lo of facism ultimately boils down to mediocre people unable to deal with the conlict between their desire to envision themselves as the coolest, greatest, bestest ever, and the fact that they're just not.
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I can't help but be amused by just how tightly he fits into that space. Either way, he's unfathomably cool!
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Fang in action! ... as much action as it's possible in a room that barely contains him (sadly schedules and weather have been against the plan of letting him roam in a more spacious environment, but another time...). #fursuitfriday

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myuphrid.bsky.social
I know I must have been a complete dork when I was twelve (if only because I'm still a dork now), but I refuse to believe that I was ever this unspeakably cringe. It simply isn't possible.
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Lop-eared Vex, with her little cotton tail.
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Kink is good therapy. I'm glad it helped you feel better!
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I know I've said it before, but I love this so much!
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Thirded, Caddie makes a lovely Minnie!
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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"Sir, you are a Wendy's."
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The perfect furniture!
myuphrid.bsky.social
I don't remember this power-up from any Metroid games...
myuphrid.bsky.social
In any case, I hope you feel better soon. You sound like you need a break.
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I'd say "heard it", but frankly it never gets old.
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I'm sorry your recovery's being such a hard time for you.
myuphrid.bsky.social
I, on the other hand, will call you "Turtle Wolf".
myuphrid.bsky.social
You just know that guy spends most of his free time online getting unecessarily angry about minor Classic series trivia. He probably put his fist through his telly when he watched the first Jodie Whittaker episode.