Mzwoods
@mzwoods.blacksky.app
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The muted words works WAY better over there. None of that “post is hidden” nonsense it’s just gone and I never see it. It’s also extremely sensitive to what you engage with so my timeline is mostly food, travel, breaking news, etc
mzwoods.blacksky.app
Until the Blacksky app comes out and there are hopefully better moderation features and hopefully private pages
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Main reason I’ll be on here less. Shyt is exhausting. Catch me on threads
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lippylongstocking.bsky.social
We (women) pay attention to everything you say on these apps…you think a woman wants you if you complaining about her taking some shit of yours, complaining about spending something, complaining about just being a good partner?

We can see you big dog.
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Pub sub and chicken wings. Praise be to
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Hella accurate actually
bigbamp.outside.baby
Well hold on now 😌 this one is too accurate
A guide to cancer’s kinks and turn ons
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😆 ugly & frail
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Unfortunately that man did not die, they just spotted him going to golf 🙃😭
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This! I do not want a DJ, bottle service, and hookah smoke in my eyes at 11AM
hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app
NGL, i'm not a fan of what brunch has become.

it used to be a good time for me & my girl(s) to catch up, look cute, & indulge in good & drinks. that loud music shit has ruined it.

the club was a whole separate thing.

i miss it 🥺😭
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This accent makes me fold every time I hear it. Idc
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I dreamt an incredible idea for a show called Petty House Flippers. Find people owning a house w/ potential but their fam & friends are haters. Help owner renovate then bring the haters to tour when it’s done & guess market value. Then owner could be like WRONG, it just sold for $1.5M 🤣😂
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Southwest is actually denying people boarding if they don’t gate check bags because they ran out of space. Second flight I’ve heard doing this so far this morning. Crazy
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Having two major airports within 25 mins of my house is so handy honestly
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Things I never mind waking up extra early for is to get on a plane to go on a trip. This is not even early but my flight isn’t for another almost 4 hours 🤣 I need to people watch with a Bloody Mary while I’m doing my only 2 work calls for the day
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It is 8:38am
vjlonir.bsky.social
I need their thighs to crush my skull and jaw into a fine DUST.
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It was on the news and he has surveillance video so hopefully they find the dudes. Geezus that’s scary AF
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Omg not my friend texting me about being robbed at gunpoint in his driveway yesterday. WTF
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I wish you could archive posts on here. There’s some stuff I don’t want to show up in my timeline anymore but I don’t want to straight up delete it either
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Gotta be specific these days 😆
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As soon as someone of the penile variety says they are in a relationship or dating someone I put them on the DND list. Not even trying to get caught up by accident lol
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Thought about telling my FL fren I was gonna be in town for a few days but not sure he’s worth breaking my celibacy streak 🥲😂
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percivalpenman.bsky.social
Sure, you can do this life shit alone. But it just hits different when you got somebody who gets you and shows up for you and doesn’t make it feel like you’re just taking up space, they WANT you there.

I look forward to that eventually.
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The song 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lippylongstocking.bsky.social
I’ve been laughing at this for 30 mins straight 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Is she even with Stefon anymore? Chile…