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daniel jones replacement countdown: -2 days but it was jaxson dart so idk
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lmao hilarious timing for the tatum superman ad
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idk why but it makes sense the first egyptian player ever is a lion. that’s a vibe match that i can’t explain
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s/o to the ravens for maintaining the number of alleged rapists on their roster
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as a giants fan, i am now envious of the colts for having two, perhaps three, daniel joneses.
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news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion

news in any other country:
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“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
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spiking the ball and extra points are clearly not analogous, they’re part of the structure of the sport. QB kneels are difficult to watch, but it’s only at times that are nearly irrelevant. none of these things come close to the impact of the tush push.
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read that sentence again. he’s not getting historic td numbers for mike vick/randall cunningham/lamar jackson highlights, he’s getting them because of one specific play
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i’m not saying jalen hurts is bad at running the football, i’m saying the tush push inflates his TD numbers massively.
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you’re telling me the tush push is fun to watch and displays jalen hurts’ talent as a rusher. him ducking and having two guys shove his ass on top of his center. that’s what you find enjoyable.
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it’s not just the eagles that are good at it, a lot of teams are getting it down. my problem is it’s insanely boring and uncompetitive. jalen hurts is getting historic td numbers not bc he’s a legitimate rushing threat but bc the 10 other guys are better at getting leverage. its damaging the product
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elon musk uses his kid the same way kirk herbstreit uses those retrievers
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also fits because the hype peaked in the late 2010s and has completely vanished since except for the worst people on earth
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how did the best team possibly ever lose to a wildcard team? could it have been the heroic effort of their star QB, buoyed by an elite defense (as many QBs are)
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you are either blind or moronic to think that SJP, YDSA, etc. are not mobilizing against trump in any way they can. and the encampments were not about harris, if you knew anything about them.
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judkins has clearly become a victim of prospect fatigue. no idea why i’m seeing him behind guys like giddens or harvey. haven’t done film yet but i can’t see him being lower than rb 5 (jeanty, hampton, johnson, sampson)
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tell me jameson williams was doing what i think he was doing there
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leave dalton schultz in kansas city. fucking bum
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fuck this shit man. refs are blind or paid off. mahomes is a fucking hack. i hope they get dumpstered in the AFC chip
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mahomes needs to stop being such a fucking pussy
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27 on the texans is not an nfl player
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mahomes dancing until there’s three guys right in front of him then slides into their knees
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vrabel and maye both need omarion hampton. it’s just too good not to happen. i hate the patriots but come on, that would be sweet
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mcvay losing steam after the opening script, hmmmm