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@nashbrian.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🐶 dad. Nashville is where I proudly hang my hat, but I tend to put my hoodies on backwards and/or inside out. 🫤 Team whipped cream in my coffee. ☕️ I promise to put money in the swear jar. No DMs, please.
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To attack Mexico only to earn a nickname after one of its most popular dishes is unexpected karma.

#TACO
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A young woman and I chatted and I mentioned I’m autistic.

The first thing she said was “You mask really well.” (Yes in unknown company)

Then she asked “Don’t you get tired from doing it?” (Yes)

I said I’ve been unmasking and she was curious what that entailed and how it’s going.

I felt heard.
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Depends on how you define work.
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getting rejected
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That new crypto account rn
Let’s Go TACO
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Agency-wide restructuring by an unelected official.
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Stephen Miller proposing 100% tariffs on China.

Corrected it for you.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Kid Rock is just pissed because they have higher standards.
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All these claims of mortgage fraud are tells.
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Can someone put a condom on him?
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Be careful what you wish for, Rafael.
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Happy early (or belated) birthday! 🎉
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Quelle surprise.
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BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Speaker Johnson — whose own party controls the House, the Senate, and the White House — says people don't trust government "because they don’t see that it’s being done well."

Remember his confession in 2026.
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It’s very hit or miss here. Some of my posts get zilch, others get some love (like 5-10), and occasionally I’ll have a big one.

Also, people do filter out keywords (like profanity or anyone in current government) so that will reduce eyeballs.
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He’ll blame Biden.
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I know it’s not alliterative and as catchy, but did they crash on Commerce and 2nd? I saw Brugada and Another Broken Egg Cafe in the background.
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Nobody in his circle cares about him, just the power from SCOTUS to fulfill their darkest wishes without repercussion under the guise of “official” business.
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No Tylenol, keep the foreskin. Got it.
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And Danielle Breezy is NEVER that calm during a storm.
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Was 9-1-1 Nashville bad?? Yes
Will I probably watch it next week?? Also yes
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So does that make ED a meltdown?
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So I have questions…

- Where is this bar that Blue was stripping at, and can you really pull $180K/year?
- Did someone forget to give Danielle Breezy a Diet Pepsi?
- Will LeAnn Rimes warble out Can’t Fight The Moonlight one more time?
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There has to be some fun on the job. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Such a coincidence that Lisa Cook and Letitia James have been accused of the same crime. 🤔
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There’s always an occasion for this gem.
Marsha Blackburn and her disheveled hair.