my favorite html tag is <sup> because it's very casual.

subject line makes it sound like they're calling you an ass.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

disclaimer is making me think it's sexual.

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

I'm really rooting for Xet's Fucking Go

700 miles is a long drive inside a car

This is crazy. Do it again in the Midwest tho?

ELO is incredible.

Did they actually say "Trantifa"? Cuz that kinda fucks...

I’ll get back to photo posting some day, I have a few rolls backlogged to work through. Work and recreation is very busy for me lately. For now, enjoy Dan enjoying the morning sun. #cat #photo

practicing my dad sneezes. so far I’ve got “haaaach—-aaaaaaa” down pretty well and also “ha-ch-cheeeee”

Guess that march deadline was in march and not 3 weeks ago, which is what it kinda felt like. Thanks for the check.

…aren’t you like, the only candidate that released like, all their financials publicly as part of some FEC reporting thing?

Solid argument against AI/computers taking over: when I make a turn and I have the indicator on, the lane-keep assist warns me to stay in my lane. Stupid and easily fixable but this problem exists on my car from 2020 and continues to exist on the 2025 rental I have while my car is in the shop.

never reposted something so quickly

“goddamn this sure is cold” - guy drinking a beer labeled “ice”

fuggen love ozzy what a legend

maybe this will convince me I should like him…

The rest of the song that was playing when John first came on screen, I mean.

seeing @themountaingoats.bsky.social in Poker Face was a surprise that was very welcome. Great show. I wanna hear the rest of that song though.

/s in case it wasn’t obvious