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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · Dec 3

After careful deliberation, I have decided that the correct term for a post made on BSky is

BSkyt (pronounced "biskit")

Used in a sentence: "I just skeeted a groovy BSkyt earlier on the hip new social media platform BlueSky. It already has three likes!"

Orthographic details may be negotiated.

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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 7m

Did they identify themselves? Show their faces?

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 3h

"We can't just start holding Republicans responsible for every morally despicable or criminal thing they say or do."

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 4h

AMERICA('s billionaires' investments) FIRST!

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 6h

What the fuck are we doing?

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 4h

Is he trying to break Trump's golf record?

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 4h

Better get to picking all that tea out of the harbour again, subjects.

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 5h

BREAKING: Racism highly popular among racists.

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 6h

If it isn't officially a spittoon, it most certainly is unofficially.

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 8h

Or they called the country that chose that particular person as president freaks.

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 9h

More like to stop calling it a war while he keeps on ethnically cleansing so that Trump can sell the status quo as "peace".

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 9h

A thesis isn't there to be read. It's mostly there to be pointed at. Optimally by other people too.

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 9h

"And then I made the action figures kiss and then we flew to the moon on a shark and then-"

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 9h

*cue 1600 Jan6-ers applauding*

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 9h

Last time a couple hundred violent criminals were arrested, Trump pardoned them when he took office.

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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 9h

Is he talking about Jan6 or what?

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 9h

If Libra's into it, let them have their fun.

necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 9h

Okay, but you have to admit that we're pitting the compromised willpower of an individual with control issues against a million-dollar company's marketing department hell-bent on luring people with control issues into their bottomless web in this scenario.