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May contain traces of sarcasm. And peanuts. Mostly sarcasm though.
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After careful deliberation, I have decided that the correct term for a post made on BSky is

BSkyt (pronounced "biskit")

Used in a sentence: "I just skeeted a groovy BSkyt earlier on the hip new social media platform BlueSky. It already has three likes!"

Orthographic details may be negotiated.
"Should we make it illegal to exploit easily exploitable victims?"

People who are making a fortune off exploiting easily exploitable victims: "I dunno if this is such a good idea..."
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Donald Trump, states' rights hero (unless the AI lobby wants to poison more land, air and be gifted people's drinking water without resistance).
That's called a Dictatorship.
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So if you have a thing with multiple people (poly = many), that is called a "polycule".

Then if you screw a mole, that's a molecule, right?
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's so unfair when people just judge Trump by his actions instead of his incessant stream of lies. If they'd only listen to what he says, they'd think much higher of him, AND he could easily get away with all his crimes and corruption.
Win-win, really (for him).
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's very disrespectful when people don't even call that prize by its full name:

the "Very Real And Not At All Made-Up FIFA Peace Prize For The Very Special President Birthday Boy Or Whoever Happens To Win It Seeing How It Is A Totally Genuine And Respectable Prize"
This whole ceremony has the energy of a clearance-rack Nobel Prize sponsored by the Qatari Ministry of Unseen Payments.
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ATTENTION: the balloon ride feature! This is not a drill! Geo guessing meets linguistics meets radio stations from around the world.
radio.garden/balloon-ride

No, YOU've been nerding out over this for the last hour.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So if deportation is an apt punishment because
"iLlEgAl iMmIgRaNtS BrOkE tHe LaW" (btw: overstaying visa is a civil violation), then having broken a law -apparently even if it is just a civil violation- qualifies someone to be thrown out of the country?

Unrelated: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybL...
Every Illegal Act Trump Committed in 2025 (So Far)
YouTube video by LegalEagle
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

What could those voters possibly be talking about? I just recently heard from the highest authority that "affordability" is a Democrat hoax and therefor consequently doesn't actually exist.
Poll: Trump's own voters begin blaming him for affordability crisis
Americans continue to say affordability is out of control, and they place the responsibility on Trump, The POLITICO Poll found.
www.politico.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
RE: Trump getting worse at sugarcoating his racism

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/200...

The aging process atrophies the frontal lobe, basically distilling racism.
Brain Atrophy In Elderly Leads To Unintended Racism, Depression And Problem Gambling
As we age, our brains slowly shrink in volume and weight. This includes significant atrophy within the frontal lobes, the seat of executive functioning. Executive functions include planning, controlli...
www.sciencedaily.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Current state of the Overton window: the president is just an untouchable absolutistic monarch now, maybe his minions can be charged before they're thrown an inevitable pardon.
Van Hollen: "It's either murder from the first strike if their whole theory is wrong, and I think the weight of the legal opinion is they've concocted this ridiculous legal theory. But even if you accept it, then it is a war crime. I do believe the secretary of defense should be held accountable"
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It'll be interesting to see how the economy adapts when henceforth the buyers of medicine get paid instead of the other way around, but to be honest, the whole thing fits right in with his tariff agenda.
What the absolute F?!!

Crazy Shitz His Pants is off his F’ing rocker!

This is

THE TWILIGHT ZONE
meets
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST

How long is this going to go on?

This diabolical dementia ladened sociopath deserves to be in a rubber room, in prison & in a straight jacket.

He’s crazy
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Reposted
Made for worship& spoiling
(and a lil bit of manhandling)

#nsfw #nude #nudesky #realnsfw #tease #fishnet #bluesky #petite #succubus
September 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen! The Peace President.
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ugh. Why can't regular Americans just be happy for the lobbies when they finally get access to all their victims' money? Why can't people just rejoice that the economy is doing so well instead of always complaining and complaining because "I'm starving to death" and "I'm losing my home".

So selfish
Americans are buckling under medical bills. It could get worse.
Charities that help people pay for care say demand is way up. That’s before scheduled Medicaid and Obamacare cuts take effect.
www.politico.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Probably because they're so great.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Remember how Sweden had an official twitter account run by a new Swede every day? Trump's account seems to be run the same way:

"TRUMP is GREAT for the ECONOMY! Thanks for your attention to this matter."

"Lookit my pretty ballroom."

"WE MUST KILL ALL DISSENTERS!"

"PS: disregard that last tweet."
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD TONE DOWN THEIR RHETORIC!
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"These workers breaking labor laws should be punished with the full force of the law!"
- CEO whose entire business model rests on enabling him exploit every level of labour to the maximal legal extent and as far beyond as consequences can be avoided.
The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Radical lunatic left: "everybody, including my political enemies should have healthcare and be free from exploitation"

MAGA 'patriots': "Trump gave us the green light, I guess she's free game now"
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Holy ship. I posit that it's fair to say that Epstein has indeed successfully been sent "somewhere beyond extradition".

www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
English to MAGA translation (according to Stephen Miller):

calling on the military to stand up for laws and Constitution = call for insurrection

English to MAGA translation (via Donald Trump):

violent insurrection = day of love
This is the law. Passed down from our Founding Fathers, to ensure our military upholds its oath to the Constitution — not a king. Given Stephen Miller is directing much of a military policy, he should buff up on the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Accurate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
RE: veracity of the "Bubba" emails

couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
has a searchable repository of the mails.

Seach for "Bubba". There are hits.
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
MAGA to English translation:

"Seth Meyers doesn't cheer for all my crimes like all the Fox sycophants do, so I want him fired for that but let's pretend there are actually legitimate reasons for firing him other than that my feelings are hurt and more people could find out about all my crimes."
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Marjorie "I never thought the leopards in the leopards-eating-faces-party would eat MY face" Taylor Greene
No one should have to face such threats.

It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM