@necromaunzer.bsky.social
May contain traces of sarcasm. And peanuts. Mostly sarcasm though.
Supreme Court: "Well, what the Founders ACTUALLY meant when they wrote the exact opposite in the Constitution was that they DO want an absolutistic god king to hold all the power."
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Supreme Court: "Well, what the Founders ACTUALLY meant when they wrote the exact opposite in the Constitution was that they DO want an absolutistic god king to hold all the power."
This guy? Which city did he illegally poison?
We know what it takes to become Time's person of the year: www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
We know what it takes to become Time's person of the year: www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
'How come I can’t breathe?': Musk's data company draws a backlash in Memphis
The company’s turbines — enough to power 280,000 homes — run without emission controls in an area that leads Tennessee in asthma hospitalizations.
www.politico.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This guy? Which city did he illegally poison?
We know what it takes to become Time's person of the year: www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
We know what it takes to become Time's person of the year: www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
I didn't know she had a book out. What's the title? "How I coped with my husband being shot by Tyler James Robinson during a talk on the campus of Utah Valley University"? Published on September 10, 2025 at 12:30 p.m?
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I didn't know she had a book out. What's the title? "How I coped with my husband being shot by Tyler James Robinson during a talk on the campus of Utah Valley University"? Published on September 10, 2025 at 12:30 p.m?
Yeah
(nothing secret about Elon).
(nothing secret about Elon).
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Yeah
(nothing secret about Elon).
(nothing secret about Elon).
Correction: he did in fact shift tax cuts in the trillions from the population to a handful of his super rich co-conspirators. So the theft one is indeed real.
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Correction: he did in fact shift tax cuts in the trillions from the population to a handful of his super rich co-conspirators. So the theft one is indeed real.
Optimally lawsuits that have no leg to stand on but that the other side will concede in some perverse way of judicial money laundering.
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Optimally lawsuits that have no leg to stand on but that the other side will concede in some perverse way of judicial money laundering.
You're just going about this the wrong way: he's not "delusional" (bad words only go to Democrats, after all), no, he's reporting from the fictional MAGAverse inside his head.
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This man has the nuke codes...
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This man has the nuke codes...
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
You're just going about this the wrong way: he's not "delusional" (bad words only go to Democrats, after all), no, he's reporting from the fictional MAGAverse inside his head.
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This man has the nuke codes...
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This man has the nuke codes...
I can also ask a stone anything.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I can also ask a stone anything.
That only means that the defense contractors have money stuffed up their asses at an industrial scale. How much of that results in actual "defensive" capabilities is an entirely different matter.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That only means that the defense contractors have money stuffed up their asses at an industrial scale. How much of that results in actual "defensive" capabilities is an entirely different matter.
Putting the "don" in Donald.
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Putting the "don" in Donald.
I hear Spider-Man knows a photographer. If some unrelated, unknown person just always happened to take GoPro videos or photos of the crimes, I wouldn't be surprised.
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I hear Spider-Man knows a photographer. If some unrelated, unknown person just always happened to take GoPro videos or photos of the crimes, I wouldn't be surprised.
Okay, you see, first Facebook gets money because it slaps the AI label on some half-baked useless shit...
And that's it.
And that's it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Okay, you see, first Facebook gets money because it slaps the AI label on some half-baked useless shit...
And that's it.
And that's it.
Well, first of all, all the *important* Americans are taken care of: the trillion dollar taxcuts for the richest billionaires ensure that they can buy the best healthcare there is, and the stupid, gullible voting cattle? Who cares about them? Certainly not Trump and his junta.
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Well, first of all, all the *important* Americans are taken care of: the trillion dollar taxcuts for the richest billionaires ensure that they can buy the best healthcare there is, and the stupid, gullible voting cattle? Who cares about them? Certainly not Trump and his junta.
What's the point of hoarding all the money if you can't in turn steal it away from everybody else?
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What's the point of hoarding all the money if you can't in turn steal it away from everybody else?
Functionally, he's not a president. A president's power is limited by checks and balances, not fueled by spineless cowards and bootlickers.
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Functionally, he's not a president. A president's power is limited by checks and balances, not fueled by spineless cowards and bootlickers.
Not long before those poor, poor Tesla drivers are so very persecuted that the US will grant them asylum :)
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not long before those poor, poor Tesla drivers are so very persecuted that the US will grant them asylum :)
I still prefer the cars that do not directly fund the Sieg-Heiling billionaire who went on a ketamine-fueled chainsaw rampage to gut any and all watchdogs, alarm systems and consumer protection institutions only to funnel the USAID money into his own government contracts.
But again, that's just me.
But again, that's just me.
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I still prefer the cars that do not directly fund the Sieg-Heiling billionaire who went on a ketamine-fueled chainsaw rampage to gut any and all watchdogs, alarm systems and consumer protection institutions only to funnel the USAID money into his own government contracts.
But again, that's just me.
But again, that's just me.
"If that doesn't work, you could try having her deported by ICE. It's not like they care who they kidnap to fill their quota."
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"If that doesn't work, you could try having her deported by ICE. It's not like they care who they kidnap to fill their quota."
And all the corporations who basically don't have to pay their wage slaves love Donnie for it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
And all the corporations who basically don't have to pay their wage slaves love Donnie for it.
Sure, it may be incorrect and implementing it may actually damage what you were aiming for in the short as well as the long run, but consider how fast and cheap it was to produce for the AI company instead of paying an actual human.
And all it cost was a habitable planet for future generations :D
And all it cost was a habitable planet for future generations :D
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sure, it may be incorrect and implementing it may actually damage what you were aiming for in the short as well as the long run, but consider how fast and cheap it was to produce for the AI company instead of paying an actual human.
And all it cost was a habitable planet for future generations :D
And all it cost was a habitable planet for future generations :D
*✨🎇Corruptiooooon🎇✨*
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*✨🎇Corruptiooooon🎇✨*
I posit it's the billionaires planting moles in the legislation whose job it is to completely erode all institutions tasked with providing education.
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I posit it's the billionaires planting moles in the legislation whose job it is to completely erode all institutions tasked with providing education.