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Gregory Lynn

@needfulwords.bsky.social

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Writer. Slightly obsessed with the Wheel of Time, Star Wars, and the Boston Red Sox. The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

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Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · Mar 14

I like pickles.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 12h

That’s like breaking up with someone on Valentine’s Day. The universe frowns upon it and your karma is gonna suck.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 12h

Seattle is gonna win the World Series.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 17h

What, I have a drinking problem. It happens.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 18h

I’m really tired of having a president who couldn’t pass fifth grade math.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Trump: "Drug prices are going to be going down 100%, 400%, 600%, 1,000% in some cases."

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 20h

Pro tip:

Don't pour the beverage into your mouth until your mouth is open.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 20h

He's such a pathetic little narcissistic shit with the self-confidence of one of those strings of spaghetti that sticks to the bottom of the pot when you strain it.

It would be sad if he weren't a murderous, rapist fascist responsible for millions of deaths already with more to come.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 20h

Well that could be interesting.

MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 23h

Munetaka Murakami To Be Posted This Offseason

Japanese slugger Munetaka Murakami is going to be posted by the Yakult Swallows of Nippon Professional Baseball, reports Mark Feinsand of MLB.com. It has long been expected that this would be the case, as it was reported three years ago that the plan was for Murakami to make the MLB move after 2025, but this…

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 20h

Being an adult is massively overrated.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 23h

Ouch.

I mean, accurate but ouch.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 1d

That’s awesome

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 1d

I have rarely heard a worse opinion. Johnny Cash uncool?

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 2d

And suffering.

I couldn’t tell if the original tweet was trying to make Katie Porter look good or bad.

Also, Fred Rogers.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Yankee Elimination Day!

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 2d

Last year, the Yankees' season ended in the World Series.

This year, it ends in the ALDS.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 2d

I was recently diagnosed with autism, adhd, and ptsd. I’m in a mental health whirlwind.

Shit is haaaaaard.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 2d

Hello Masema

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 2d

I shaved and now I have to type numbers to open my phone.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 2d

Thank fucking Christ

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 2d

Might I suggest the insurance commission, District Attorney, and medical board.

If you can find other people, the press.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 3d

She’s got a Frida Kahlo look about her

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 3d

As long as their dicks hurt, I’m pretty flexible.

I kinda want ooze though.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 3d

I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope the Yankees all get herpes.

Or maybe that parasite that swims up your dick hole.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 3d

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 3d

You will never keep the S Aes Sedai straight.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 3d

That would be awesome.

Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 3d

I kinda feel like it would be gin.