Gregory Lynn
@needfulwords.bsky.social
Writer. Slightly obsessed with the Wheel of Time, Star Wars, and the Boston Red Sox.
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
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Gregory Lynn
@needfulwords.bsky.social
· Oct 18
If your opinion is stupid enough to piss me off, I'm just going to block you.
It's a form of self care.
It's a form of self care.
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Can we not chat with Mike Eruzione? I feel like that would be the tougher get.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Can we not chat with Mike Eruzione? I feel like that would be the tougher get.
I say please and thank you to Siri. We are not the same.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I say please and thank you to Siri. We are not the same.
What if it *was* smelly cat’s fault?
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What if it *was* smelly cat’s fault?
California Governor Gavin Newsom is a twat
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
California Governor Gavin Newsom is a twat
I do not think my mother's substitute caregiver is much of a wine drinker.
I came to this conclusion when I found the red wine in the fridge.
I came to this conclusion when I found the red wine in the fridge.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I do not think my mother's substitute caregiver is much of a wine drinker.
I came to this conclusion when I found the red wine in the fridge.
I came to this conclusion when I found the red wine in the fridge.
My mother has, for the third year in a row, informed me that I should just order my own christmas presents.
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My mother has, for the third year in a row, informed me that I should just order my own christmas presents.
I think we need a king named John the Wanker
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think we need a king named John the Wanker
My brain has expanded on the theme.
I’m a standup comic in Vegas and I come out one night, say hello to the crowd and notice a bunch of people wearing the same shirt.
Turns out it’s a group of people from a school for the blind and yes obviously they are blind.
I thank them for coming, tell them
I’m a standup comic in Vegas and I come out one night, say hello to the crowd and notice a bunch of people wearing the same shirt.
Turns out it’s a group of people from a school for the blind and yes obviously they are blind.
I thank them for coming, tell them
Sometimes I hate my brain. It just gave me this:
There’s nothing wrong with an A cup.
Even if it’s lowercase.
And in Braille.
There’s nothing wrong with an A cup.
Even if it’s lowercase.
And in Braille.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My brain has expanded on the theme.
I’m a standup comic in Vegas and I come out one night, say hello to the crowd and notice a bunch of people wearing the same shirt.
Turns out it’s a group of people from a school for the blind and yes obviously they are blind.
I thank them for coming, tell them
I’m a standup comic in Vegas and I come out one night, say hello to the crowd and notice a bunch of people wearing the same shirt.
Turns out it’s a group of people from a school for the blind and yes obviously they are blind.
I thank them for coming, tell them
Sometimes I hate my brain. It just gave me this:
There’s nothing wrong with an A cup.
Even if it’s lowercase.
And in Braille.
There’s nothing wrong with an A cup.
Even if it’s lowercase.
And in Braille.
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sometimes I hate my brain. It just gave me this:
There’s nothing wrong with an A cup.
Even if it’s lowercase.
And in Braille.
There’s nothing wrong with an A cup.
Even if it’s lowercase.
And in Braille.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Anyone got some cute pet pics they wanna share?
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Anyone got some cute pet pics they wanna share?
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why are narwhals real, but unicorns aren't?
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Why are narwhals real, but unicorns aren't?
Sometimes the voices in my head say something that makes me laugh my ass off.
In this case, “Tubgirl wishes she was this fucked up.”
In this case, “Tubgirl wishes she was this fucked up.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sometimes the voices in my head say something that makes me laugh my ass off.
In this case, “Tubgirl wishes she was this fucked up.”
In this case, “Tubgirl wishes she was this fucked up.”
Apparently the little rollers for me to fix my shower door are both arriving today and not yet shipped.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Apparently the little rollers for me to fix my shower door are both arriving today and not yet shipped.
I could not afford to have both jars
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I could not afford to have both jars
I wonder how many parents of twins mix them up when they’re young and end up swapping their names for their whole lives.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I wonder how many parents of twins mix them up when they’re young and end up swapping their names for their whole lives.
I have got to stop spending money I don’t have.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I have got to stop spending money I don’t have.
If I’m ever stupid rich, I’m going to start a payment processor for erotica that is willing to go to court over the right to sell entirely legal materials.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If I’m ever stupid rich, I’m going to start a payment processor for erotica that is willing to go to court over the right to sell entirely legal materials.
Anyone know where I put my wallet?
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Anyone know where I put my wallet?
I’m tired of being expected to respect poorly thought out opinions that contradict reality.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m tired of being expected to respect poorly thought out opinions that contradict reality.
Alina Mueller clap clap clapclapclap
#PWHL #BostonFleet
2-0 after two games
Outscoring opponents 5-1
This team looks mentally tough in a way they didn't at the start of last season and I think that bodes well.
Off hand, I'd suggest some Boston players were embarrassed by the way last season
#PWHL #BostonFleet
2-0 after two games
Outscoring opponents 5-1
This team looks mentally tough in a way they didn't at the start of last season and I think that bodes well.
Off hand, I'd suggest some Boston players were embarrassed by the way last season
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Alina Mueller clap clap clapclapclap
#PWHL #BostonFleet
2-0 after two games
Outscoring opponents 5-1
This team looks mentally tough in a way they didn't at the start of last season and I think that bodes well.
Off hand, I'd suggest some Boston players were embarrassed by the way last season
#PWHL #BostonFleet
2-0 after two games
Outscoring opponents 5-1
This team looks mentally tough in a way they didn't at the start of last season and I think that bodes well.
Off hand, I'd suggest some Boston players were embarrassed by the way last season
Susannah Tapani doesn't fit the meter but we're going to clap clap clapclapclap anyway.
#PWHL #BostonFleet
#PWHL #BostonFleet
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Susannah Tapani doesn't fit the meter but we're going to clap clap clapclapclap anyway.
#PWHL #BostonFleet
#PWHL #BostonFleet
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM