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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 10h

I’m going on a first date with a man tonight.

He asked me not to wear makeup because he prefers “natural beauty.”

I am doing a FULL BEAT with a bold lip.

TF! 🤨

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 10h

I’ll glue them Arby’s donkey knee cartilage chunks right together and throw them in the convection oven! FYM!

Mr Jet Set @metroman80.bsky.social · 11h

Brisket prices today 💀💀💀💀

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 11h

It is inexplicably exhausting that all that everyone else had to do was just wake up and be themselves, and that was enough

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 1d

Unadulterated??? 😭

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 1d

C1Z

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 1d

Baby, the way that I love eggs- Ghana would HATE to see me coming! 😩

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 2d

“That didn’t happen to me when I…”

Yes. However, a subjective experience does not create an objective standard.

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 4d

Surprise! They can’t 🙃

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 5d

I couldn’t summon expecto patronum if I tried

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 7d

You escaped prison in New Orleans months ago and fled to **checks notes** Atlanta???

Yeah, gone head and let them folks take you on back to the jail house fam…

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 9d

A heaping help Dr. Manhattan mixed with a lil Dark Phoenix, a lil Vision, a lil Scarlet Witch.

Shake vigorously. Hyper-macro dose every Black woman in existence.

Let a new reality unfold. 🧘🏾‍♀️

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 9d

Every 7-10 business days, they hop on Brother Malcolm’s internet to tell us that they don’t wash their ass

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 9d

It is October 6.

The high in Dublin, Ireland today was 66°

Don’t…don’t even worry about saving for retirement 😭

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 10d

“A smile that lit up a room” is in draft as we speak! 😭

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 10d

Lisa….it is never this serious. It just can’t be

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 11d

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 13d

Jokes on both of them heffas, bc I ain’t listening to neither one their albums 😭

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 14d

Baby, if Jennifer Lopez believes that her voice is more suited for Broadway???

You can do ANYTHING!

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 14d

What is the point of the “what’s your body count” question?

I can just make it up. I can tell you literally ANYTHING.

You have no way to verify nor refute this information…

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 15d

It really is hard to forgive someone for not knowing any better

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 16d

And I mean from the time that #BadBunny grasps that microphone until the last key is played, I don’t want him to utter a single word in English. #Español only! 🇵🇷

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 16d

“It’s your parent’s first time living too”

They had a multi-decade headstart.

Next.

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 17d

Nothing makes me question my heterosexuality more than online dating.

Ain’t no WAY it’s this bad on the other side! 😩

Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 17d

In this house!

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Black and Bemused @negrodenoir.bsky.social · 17d

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