Black and Bemused
@negrodenoir.bsky.social
Sometimes I let the thoughts go public
It’s now legal to buy alcohol in Saudi Arabia so long as you earn over $13,300 USD annually.
Money is the only true god man has.
Money is the only true god man has.
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’s now legal to buy alcohol in Saudi Arabia so long as you earn over $13,300 USD annually.
Money is the only true god man has.
Money is the only true god man has.
As the only child of a decision and emotionally dependent parent there is NO FUCKING WAY that I would ever have children.
Decades of being sole decision maker for everything? EVERYTHING?! Only for them to get upset when you ask them to make one decision for themselves?!?
Absolutely not.
Decades of being sole decision maker for everything? EVERYTHING?! Only for them to get upset when you ask them to make one decision for themselves?!?
Absolutely not.
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
As the only child of a decision and emotionally dependent parent there is NO FUCKING WAY that I would ever have children.
Decades of being sole decision maker for everything? EVERYTHING?! Only for them to get upset when you ask them to make one decision for themselves?!?
Absolutely not.
Decades of being sole decision maker for everything? EVERYTHING?! Only for them to get upset when you ask them to make one decision for themselves?!?
Absolutely not.
Black People Math:
I’m on PTO once I pay for the vacation. Don’t ask me for shit.
I’m on PTO once I pay for the vacation. Don’t ask me for shit.
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Black People Math:
I’m on PTO once I pay for the vacation. Don’t ask me for shit.
I’m on PTO once I pay for the vacation. Don’t ask me for shit.
Me:
The Aliens:
Me:
The Aliens: So…the humans?
Me: I told you
The Aliens:
Me:
The Aliens: So…the humans?
Me: I told you
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Me:
The Aliens:
Me:
The Aliens: So…the humans?
Me: I told you
The Aliens:
Me:
The Aliens: So…the humans?
Me: I told you
In they gym and just saw a man mix pre-workout with whole, fresh milk.
God above on the throne! 😩
God above on the throne! 😩
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In they gym and just saw a man mix pre-workout with whole, fresh milk.
God above on the throne! 😩
God above on the throne! 😩
Considering that the insurance policy I took out on him doesn’t allow me to claim termination of life through incarceration, and that perjury is a felony- No.
Y’all lying in court for your husband to beat a murder case???
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Considering that the insurance policy I took out on him doesn’t allow me to claim termination of life through incarceration, and that perjury is a felony- No.
Humanity doesn’t need salvation, it needs correction.
Hard.
Hard.
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Humanity doesn’t need salvation, it needs correction.
Hard.
Hard.
🥇 3rd lunch
🥈 1st lunch
🥉 2nd lunch -straight ass!
🥈 1st lunch
🥉 2nd lunch -straight ass!
My daughter was so excited that they switched her and all the other 8th graders to first lunch. She said she felt exclusive 🤣 Middle school is a time 💗lol
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
🥇 3rd lunch
🥈 1st lunch
🥉 2nd lunch -straight ass!
🥈 1st lunch
🥉 2nd lunch -straight ass!
Were they actually good rappers, or did they just happen to make it big and be from our hometown? 🤨
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Were they actually good rappers, or did they just happen to make it big and be from our hometown? 🤨
How about we stay out my business in 2026 😊
Do yall REALLY have anything in common or do yall just wanna do nasty stuff to each other???
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
How about we stay out my business in 2026 😊
From what we’ve seen of the American healthcare system, I’m not so sure that Grey’s Anatomy was fiction after all.
Hell, Seattle Grace / Grey Sloan might be best case scenario!
Hell, Seattle Grace / Grey Sloan might be best case scenario!
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
From what we’ve seen of the American healthcare system, I’m not so sure that Grey’s Anatomy was fiction after all.
Hell, Seattle Grace / Grey Sloan might be best case scenario!
Hell, Seattle Grace / Grey Sloan might be best case scenario!
An eternal struggle between my desire for human connection and my desire to be left THE FUCK alone
My desire to be private.
Vs
Me not shutting the fuck up.
Vs
Me not shutting the fuck up.
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
An eternal struggle between my desire for human connection and my desire to be left THE FUCK alone
Actually, I’ve decided that I’m done healing.
I’m not harming others. I’m not harming myself.
That’s sufficient. Thanks!
I’m not harming others. I’m not harming myself.
That’s sufficient. Thanks!
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Actually, I’ve decided that I’m done healing.
I’m not harming others. I’m not harming myself.
That’s sufficient. Thanks!
I’m not harming others. I’m not harming myself.
That’s sufficient. Thanks!
Why does everything look like it tastes like everything else?
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Why does everything look like it tastes like everything else?
“People think that just because I didn’t go to medical school that I don’t know what I’m talking about.”
Yes. That’s exactly what we think.
Yes. That’s exactly what we think.
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“People think that just because I didn’t go to medical school that I don’t know what I’m talking about.”
Yes. That’s exactly what we think.
Yes. That’s exactly what we think.
Good n Plenty and Raisinets can go straight to hell
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Good n Plenty and Raisinets can go straight to hell
My mama’s pastor told the church members to go in their IRA’s, pensions and 401ks to pull out money to help the church put on a $200k Valentine’s Day concert, and called millennials “useless” bc we don’t donate money.
I want him in shackles on the chain gang.
I want him in shackles on the chain gang.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My mama’s pastor told the church members to go in their IRA’s, pensions and 401ks to pull out money to help the church put on a $200k Valentine’s Day concert, and called millennials “useless” bc we don’t donate money.
I want him in shackles on the chain gang.
I want him in shackles on the chain gang.
But I’m not going to be supported.
I’m going to be challenged and questioned and critiqued, without ever being heard, and with zero compassion or benefit of the doubt.
So, I’ll just keep it to myself and work through it on my own.
I’m going to be challenged and questioned and critiqued, without ever being heard, and with zero compassion or benefit of the doubt.
So, I’ll just keep it to myself and work through it on my own.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
But I’m not going to be supported.
I’m going to be challenged and questioned and critiqued, without ever being heard, and with zero compassion or benefit of the doubt.
So, I’ll just keep it to myself and work through it on my own.
I’m going to be challenged and questioned and critiqued, without ever being heard, and with zero compassion or benefit of the doubt.
So, I’ll just keep it to myself and work through it on my own.
I am House Slytherin, House Targaryen, and an Aquarius Sun AND Rising.
I promise you I will not miss you.
Find something safe to do.
I promise you I will not miss you.
Find something safe to do.
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I am House Slytherin, House Targaryen, and an Aquarius Sun AND Rising.
I promise you I will not miss you.
Find something safe to do.
I promise you I will not miss you.
Find something safe to do.
“Ain’t no oceans crossed in my ancestry.”
A Mexican-American man to a someone questioning his right to be in America.
BARS! 🔥
A Mexican-American man to a someone questioning his right to be in America.
BARS! 🔥
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“Ain’t no oceans crossed in my ancestry.”
A Mexican-American man to a someone questioning his right to be in America.
BARS! 🔥
A Mexican-American man to a someone questioning his right to be in America.
BARS! 🔥
I be seeing y’all after dark wit ya lil freaky asses.
Y’all fine, but ya freaky 🤨
Y’all fine, but ya freaky 🤨
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I be seeing y’all after dark wit ya lil freaky asses.
Y’all fine, but ya freaky 🤨
Y’all fine, but ya freaky 🤨
Notice how no one has said shit about Aquarius? It’s because we’re perfect 🥰♒️
Who do y’all think is the most problematic from each sign? Who’s the worst of the Earth signs? The Fire signs? The Water Signs? The Air Signs?
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Notice how no one has said shit about Aquarius? It’s because we’re perfect 🥰♒️