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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · 1d

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · 2d

ancient greek software engineer voice:
boss gets a drachma,
i get an obol
thats why i code
exclusively in cobol

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emily pathetic🪚🫀 @aconiterenata.site · 3d

manga panel of makima saying "Take, for example, Death. War
Magic: The Gathering. There are many things in this world that humanity would be happier without.

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · 15d

How do you even stop this I mean seriously???

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · 25d

the "the kaiji at home" at home

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · 25d

bsky.app/profile/velo...

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Sep 17

@kenwhite.bsky.social in shambles

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Jul 19

that is very much not how lighthouses are supposed to work

Sister Dottie Bair @dottiebair.bsky.social · Jul 18

I needed this reminder today. So I'm putting it back out there for the other weird ones who also need reminding.

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Jul 16

we need to learn from the blacks (kanye)

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Jul 15

can you specify which votes you're referring to

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Jun 29

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Jun 26

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Jun 19

i used a similar approach in high school

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · Jun 18

Q: Have you made a final decision on what to do?

Trump: I have ideas as to what to do. I like to make the final decision one second before it's due

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Columbia @mdhtrisys.bsky.social · Jun 10

The @nlrg.bsky.social

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Jun 11

when i ask "what's that scratching noise" and in response just hear dolls giggling it is not reassuring

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · May 23

it's exactly what it sounds like

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · May 23

nominative determinism strikes again

m @keptsimple.bsky.social · May 23

73 year old Georgetown Law Professor Randy Barnett is one of the chief architects of the claim that the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th amendment doesn't provide for birthright citizenship

Barnett commenting about how much he likes to jerk off to Sydney Sweeney on X, the everything app.

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · May 23

at 0:11 she pauses because she's about to say "their right to habeas corpus" and she suddenly realizes what she's saying makes no sense.

bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · May 20

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · May 13

what did you think of the fortifications in 28 Days Later?

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now "lowbie reply girl" @nlrg.bsky.social · Apr 18

piss tape theory undefeated

Matt Johansen @mattjay.com · Apr 18

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.

He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords

Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony: