Annika Boo-ranti Klein
@noirbettie.bsky.social
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writer 🌙 rhymes with monica roly-poly little bat-faced girl 💖💜💙 stories: annikaobscura.com letters: buttondown.email/annikaobscura lit agent: @katemckean.bsky.social
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noirbettie.bsky.social
nope, but i did write a whole novel about it!
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(there are hundreds in reach if i count ebooks on the very device i am typing to you on! but again, eh.)
noirbettie.bsky.social
i am trapped under my cat and i do NOT need to be rescued but i wouldn’t mind having a book. (can i reach literal dozens? yes. do i want to read any of those? not really.)
noirbettie.bsky.social
love this, and cannot wait to read the book!
noirbettie.bsky.social
howl’s moving castle by way of guillermo del toro.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, the rabbit's out of the PM bag! I have a lot of thoughts on what it means at last to be fulfilling the dream I've nurtured since I was 7 years old, but for right now I'm afraid all I have for you is the mental image of me flapping in a circle while I shout, I'M GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!!
Publishers Marketplace Deal Report for THE BONE BRIDES, by Marley Rose-Teter.  Imprint: Page Street.  Marley Rose-Teter's THE BONE BRIDES, pitched as Howl's Moving Castle by way of Guillermo del Toro, in which a girl must save her changeling girlfriend from a terrifying faerie realm before they both end up trapped in skins not their own, to Lauren Knowles at Page Street, for publication in fall 2026, by Hannah Andrade at Bradford Literary Agency (world English).

The PM announcement is decorated with a border image showing a moody autumnal forest and some cute skeleton bunnies.
noirbettie.bsky.social
thinking about this for no reason
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May 20, 2020
My husband: but *what* is the secret no one knows?
Me, exasperated: which. flower. is. gonna. grow.
noirbettie.bsky.social
it’s a rainy day in los angeles, and theo is on high alert. the rain is currently very very light (i can only see it when it hits the puddle outside my window) and she is waiting; watching.
noirbettie.bsky.social
it was very good! but i needed chocolate chips after.
noirbettie.bsky.social
there are no goddamn sweets in the house despite the vice president of little treats going to the grocery store today (it’s me, i’m her) so i am eating a lemon icelandic yogurt with a bunch of honey added. i have almost fooled myself.
noirbettie.bsky.social
you got great answers already, but yes, it does sound like the ink! let me know if you need help finding info on cleaning out your pens.
noirbettie.bsky.social
that seems very odd to me! i also have a twsbi eco and love it. i suspect the ink is your culprit, but i’m not sure why it would be (unless it clogs them, i suppose). what kind of ink are you using?
noirbettie.bsky.social
ms word spellcheck is doing fine, whyever do you ask?
a screenshot of my document where i’ve written “viva las cegas” (and obvious typo for vegas) and word suggests either viva las degas or viva las cages. a screenshot of the same document. i’ve manually corrected the typo to vegas, but because it isn’t capitalized word still thinks it’s wrong. this time the suggestions are viva las vedas and viva las venas.
noirbettie.bsky.social
in the last week and a half i have stumbled into two separate collaborative creative projects and i can’t remember the last time my brain was so happy. (now if my mood would like to cooperate, that would be very nice!)
noirbettie.bsky.social
damn this chapter is resonating. (“the box” refers to her filing system, which uses a literal box to collect inspiration and research for each project.)
Sadly, some people never get beyond the box stage in their creative life. We all know people who have announced that they've started work on a project-say, a book—but some time passes, and when you politely ask how it's going, they tell you that they're still researching. Weeks, months, years pass and they produce nothing. They have tons of research but it's never enough to nudge them toward the actual process of writing the book. I'm not sure what's going on here. Maybe they're researching in the wrong places. Maybe they like the comfort zone of research as opposed to the hard work of writing. Maybe they're just taking procrastination to a new extreme. All I know for sure is that they are trapped in the box.
My solution for them: This isn't working. Free yourself. Get out of this box.
Put it away for another day and start a new box. But do so with the faith that nothing is lost, that you haven't put in all this effort for naught. Everything you've done is in the box. You can always come back to it.
noirbettie.bsky.social
i’m back to reading twyla tharp’s book the creative habit. she’s talking about her filing system for ideas and quotes a friend who said: “when you’re up to your ass in alligators, it’s easy to forget that your objective was to drain the swamp.” feels topical.
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i have just learned that there was a made for tv movie called liar, liar, vampire, and i am FURIOUS that i didn’t come up with such a brilliant title.
noirbettie.bsky.social
movie over. let’s all have a moment of silence for the vocal coaches. they tried.
noirbettie.bsky.social
mina: i too know what men desire.
van helsing: lunch?
noirbettie.bsky.social
the dissolves in this movie are god tier.
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mina and jonathan live by the code. (the code seems to be “eating ain’t cheating.”)
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and lucy has cummed to death. rip.