Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 15h
The world needs more geologists.
Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 18h
But I digress
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
I DID!
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
I'm going to cook a baked potato Alton Brown style tonight.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
Yeah that one!
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
It's not dissolved yet.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
URSU is now suing Justbins.
What a local world we live in.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
You dont wear pants at all
Just shorts.
Burn your pants.
Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
Well I mean like shorts over pants.
Pants are terrible.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
I don't understand how people willingly wear pants.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
What should my next tattoo be?
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
Ponteix?
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 1d
If Taylor Swift is so good, why hasn't her music been in a Tony Hawk game?
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 2d
Also I don't think that food truck is to scale.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 2d
I hope they select an Autobot for the transformer. Those Decepticons are nasty.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 2d
This looks delicious!
I gonna try it
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 2d
You're a Wheatus
Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 4d
I read this as if the minister was AI.
Mickey Djuric
@mickeydjuric.bsky.social
· 4d
Want to make a deal? Canada’s AI minister makes his pitch.
Five takeaways from Evan Solomon, the rookie minister in charge of Canada’s digital future.
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POLITICO Pro: Want to make a deal? Canada’s AI minister makes his pitch.
Five takeaways from Evan Solomon, the rookie minister in charge of Canada’s digital future.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 4d
You don't thumbs up in real life, quit sending me "👍" in texts
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 4d
Once again, I did not win the lotto.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 5d
Oh I did. But I gotta feed the kid stuff!
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 5d
Oh neat! Good to know!
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 5d
Aren't the prices higher for each item than in the store too?
I thought they raised everything by like a buck or something.
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Velocimatter
@nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
· 5d
I think Jack Antanoff was the talent behind Taylor's previous albums. He's not on the new one and it's telling.
