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I'm going to cook a baked potato Alton Brown style tonight.
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URSU is now suing Justbins.

What a local world we live in.
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
You dont wear pants at all
Just shorts.
Burn your pants.
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
Well I mean like shorts over pants.
Pants are terrible.
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I don't understand how people willingly wear pants.
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
What should my next tattoo be?
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
If Taylor Swift is so good, why hasn't her music been in a Tony Hawk game?
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
Also I don't think that food truck is to scale.
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
I hope they select an Autobot for the transformer. Those Decepticons are nasty.
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This looks delicious!
I gonna try it
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You don't thumbs up in real life, quit sending me "👍" in texts
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
Once again, I did not win the lotto.
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
Oh I did. But I gotta feed the kid stuff!
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
Aren't the prices higher for each item than in the store too?
I thought they raised everything by like a buck or something.
nomaddadmatt.bsky.social
I think Jack Antanoff was the talent behind Taylor's previous albums. He's not on the new one and it's telling.
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Yeah but the extra cost is something I have hard times justifying.
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I need groceries but don't wanna go get groceries.