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I'm here... Or am I?
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Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️‍⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I hope you get your ballroom floor
Your perfect house with rose red doors
I'm the last thing you'd remember
It's been a long, lonely December
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Farts are just the ghosts of things we eat.
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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What kind of pickle is pickleball?
Is it like bread and butter? or Dill?
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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How soon you think it'll be till Carney brings back ska you think?
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Farts are just the ghosts of things we eat.
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How soon you think it'll be till Carney brings back ska you think?
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What kind of pickle is pickleball?
Is it like bread and butter? or Dill?
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm a one man ska band.
No one can keep me down.
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I listened to this interview with Mayor Chad this afternoon and like always, Paul and Aiden hit it out of the park.

Highly recommend.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oranges. Big fan.
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Do you eat spam?
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Have you ever worn sunglasses at night?
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Apparently we've stepped up our mouse fighting game at work and put up posters. I pointed out that mice can't read but was ignored
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
YOLO
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I love me some @googoodollsmusic.bsky.social and Dashboard Confessional but their ticket prices are cray cray
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Say less
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
One thing I've noticed is very few people know anything about city taxation but speak super confidently like they do.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I want to go to Agribition, just for the meat.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I want meat.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Man our public transit sucks.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
They shelved the R-rated Ninja Turtle movie for a family friendly one and I'm sad.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm so excited for the next season!
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hey @pauldechene.bsky.social wasn't the city supposed to be building some paths connecting the whole city or something. Didn't that come out of the catalyst boondoggle?
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM