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Arriving with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · Aug 6

When you want to give your crabby tabby some relief but don't want to put your own hand/forearm in the danger zone.

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 4m

The same as 12 Tea Party nutbags in colonial gear being covered extensively spouting nonsense in 2009 while Moral Mondays by Rev. Barber attracting tens of thousands largely uncovered outside of independent press. Rags don't have to publish every stupid idea that's formulated.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 13m

"All items have been rubbed by my cheeks repeatedly"

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 21m

I like when MST3K goes meta or has a little continuity, like when Harvey B. Dunn shows up in The Sinister urge and they say "Oh goodie! It's this guy!" (he had previously been Grandpa in Teenagers from Outer Space and the bird-owning Police Chief in Bride of the Monster)

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 27m

Have you tried just painting a black hole on your carpet?

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 29m

Why is there all this food and drink in a scratching post store?

Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 30m

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 31m

Hey, it's how he started off in life.

AP FACT CHECK: Trump on discrimination in his business

Donald Trump says that a 1970s racial discrimination case against his real estate business was settled "without any admission of guilt" and that the case was brought against "many real estate firms."

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 53m

Chupe is chowder/stew (thanks to my nearby coastal Mexican restaurant)

I almost forgot what mine were originally called: Snowball was Khalil and Maggie was Kashmir, they were in a group of six rescued kittens all beginning with 'K', five black ones and Maggie.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 57m

I checked the betting sites and sports books and there is nowhere one can place a bet for or against her so thanks for nothing, Caitlin.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

Joshua, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I was adopted 35 minutes ago.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

In what way is that a gift article, is a flaming bag of scat on your porch a gift?

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

Tell us what to call this, Trump Administration, please

Angry goose meme: top panel is CRACKDOWN ON WHAT, bottom panel is AND WHY IS BRET STEPHENS?

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

Crackdown on WHAT, you nimrods? Do you just casually accept the fascists' nomenclature that easily? It's a rhetorical question, we've all seen your work.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

It's called tradition. And that's why I've proposed renaming Staten Island Keriklandia.

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

How on God's green earth did they CGI out the flaming debris raining down from the sky and replace IEDs with pumpkin.

Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 1h

Checking out my war-ravaged neighborhood here in SE Portland this morning. Everyone stay safe out there.

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

I always look for the Made in Mexico label as a sign of true quality.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

Before Michelle Forbes, there was the Forbes Prototype (mini-series queen Cristina Raines in Loose Change [a kind of The Group for Boomers], 1978).

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

"Look I'm pretty corrupt and have a lot of potential crimes I can be charged with, and I can use that to barter to make our city exponentially worse."

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

Can somebody propose a SOLUTION to the eyesore factory he has producing a diminishing number of stainless steel death traps about 5 miles up the road from me

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

Look I want to leave my options open about being a human doormat for a mad fascist should I improbably get elected

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

Mount Rushmore of own families hating them has to include him, Gosar, Miller, and Aaron Rodgers

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 1h

I hate to disturb your Sunday brunch good sir but have you heard the good news about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 2h

Yes, partisanship, that's it, not illegal usurpation of fairly clear Constitutional duties.

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 2h

Really? They're worried about being popular? Name a single program or thing they've that's popular. Was it the billionaire tax cuts? Shooting pepper balls at priest? Letting Big Balls run the government? Eviscerating health programs and air traffic controller stations?

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

Enjoy our absolute shit, Great Britain.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

Half the way through the second quarter, I'm afraid at this rate your team may not rack up double digits yard this game, Jets fans.

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