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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 10h

resource inequality

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 1d

i believe in staunch

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 1d

i am a staunch believer

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 1d

i will return when i have a higher level or my reputation increases within the troll community

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 1d

i walk through the gate and i'm immediately bludgeoned to death by a troll

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 1d

thank you i tried this and got a promotion immediately after

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 1d

i'm not upset, i just think it's funny you're all of a sudden paying attention to me, now that i'm wielding the Poster's Knife

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

giving an obligatory hug to the cashier at the grocery store for ringing me out while trying not to get a hard on from all the money i saved from discounts

my cum socks waiting to see which one i pick

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

sorry i didn't reply to you earlier, i was busy extending my arm out holding a skull with one hand while audibly contemplating death. but yeah i've been fine, can't complain, how have you been?

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

body temp margarita

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

thanks for the gold, kind stranger

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

everyone's gonna lose their fuckin minds when they find out the leader of antifa is actually moo deng

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

600 nanobots milking my prostate

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

quest reward: 1,800xp and Pouch of Douglas

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

it's not warm enough

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

for the talent show i plan on spitting entire eggs out of my mouth towards the audience just like birdo

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d

i'm filing a formal complaint against god

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 3d

9,000 ants marching around the equator. taking the long way home

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 3d

fuck me

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 3d

i don't want free will, i want someone to tell me what to do and give me step by step instructions on how to do it

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 4d

shopping for a new tat on new tat dot com

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 4d

anyone want a job? i don't pay well

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 4d

starting a think tank with no employees and calling myself the founder and ceo. for the clout.

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 4d

all right it's HIBER NATION home of the craziest honk shoo'ers in the whole mother fuckin world, who is ready for the big sleep??? let's get that metabolic rate down and come alive again in the spring time can i get a hell yea?

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 5d

smokin doobs and lovin boobs

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