Wynn Thornton (Needs-a-job arc)
@northwind.bsky.social
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Gamer; mental health advocate; failed linguist; spreadsheet wrangler; lover of science, math(s) and logic. UCLA, Oxford Uni. 🏳️‍⚧️ Please do not DM with just "hello." FF14 posting: @maidenofletters.etheirys.social
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northwind.bsky.social
So, uh, I am now going to stop applying to fed jobs - but might as well reshare this anyway. Open to any leads on work! VERY HAPPY to relocate! Won't use this resume format, obviously.

Will drop donation links below too, because after 5+ I know nobody has work for me - but I do still need to eat.
northwind.bsky.social
This resume format is used for US federal jobs; it's not the format I'd use for a private-sector role. However, it *is* highly detailed (understatement), so it's at least a good overview of all my relevant skills and experience.
(2/2)
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Copy of Master Resume (PII redacted)
docs.google.com
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northwind.bsky.social
THEREFORE, I am now more urgently than ever seeking leads on work and safe, stable housing. Happy to relocate!
northwind.bsky.social
PSA for those who may not be aware. Discord is actually a major offender here.

Was literally discussing this the other day:
A message from me, on Discord, with context removed:

I saw the art on the artist's BlueSky account, but the artist doesn't like people sharing their art without their permission. Plus, their BlueSky privacy settings don't allow offsite sharing - and I know Discord will ignore those settings, because the BlueSky architecture actually can't enforce them on third-party apps, but it still felt scummy.
So, I had to ask permission. In Japanese. The artist provided me the twitter link to share.
But damn. I was never that good in Japanese.
(漢字が200しか読めないだ。) And I’m
surprised by how much proficiency l've lost.
northwind.bsky.social
Also means they’re not getting any word of mouth; at least Morbius got “but you have heard of me.”
northwind.bsky.social
This is the first I’ve learned of the existence of a new Tron movie.

Which doesn’t mean they’re not advertising, but *does* mean they’re not advertising anywhere I’d see it (mostly online, but I don’t use Adblock on most sites so if they were advertising I *would* have seen it).
northwind.bsky.social
Completely aside, the headline reads as if the purpose of the travel is specifically to go through these new systems
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histoftech.bsky.social
“Concerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown lately, with analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis.”

Hang onto your butts. This “correction” is gonna hurt.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster
The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.
futurism.com
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anna-orridge.bsky.social
Forgive me, I am by nature an open book,
but was discarded carelessly halfway through
a reading, pages splayed, binding strained.
But regard the spine: creases long and smooth
as the lines of the South Downs viewed from afar.

A chance, my friend, that’s all I ask.

#PoemsAbout #ImperfectMe
northwind.bsky.social
You may be right. I still need work though. :/
northwind.bsky.social
Definitely didn’t parse the website as “t women dot com”
northwind.bsky.social
At least they interviewed you? I applied back in 2019 and they just ghosted me. Never heard a single word.
northwind.bsky.social
Probably not in a position to offer anyone a job, though, huh?

Jkjk. Unless…
northwind.bsky.social
Took a nap. Had depressing dreams.

I just can’t win.
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empireship.bsky.social
sure, why not.

I work a job currently being affected by the US government shutdown and am in mountains of debt and medical bills, which I was already struggling with paying before my source of income was endangered. please help keep a roof over my head.

bsky.app/profile/empi...
empireship.bsky.social
Links:

cash.app/$empireship
account.venmo.com/u/empireship
www.paypal.me/empireship

Feel free to message me if there's another platform you'd like to use, but I'm probably empireship on there too.

Anything you can do to help, sharing, words of encouragement, cute animals, all are appreciated. 💖
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remorahousedc.bsky.social
If you are employed & doing pretty fine right now, set aside some money from each paycheck to dedicate to mutual aid asks. Even just $20.

Shit is really bad, the social safety net is being shredded, & truly TRULY all we have is each other right now.
northwind.bsky.social
Provavelmente não é você. O BlueSky tem tido problemas ultimamente.

bsky.app/profile/nort...
northwind.bsky.social
wtf is going on over the last day or three
A screengrab of DownDetector dot com: User reports indicate possible problems at BlueSky

There is a very spiky yellow graph with a dotted line running along the bottom, showing that at no point in the last 24 hours has the number of user reports of outages or other issues been at baseline (or even especially close, in most cases).
northwind.bsky.social
Spectrum Internet is down across most of the largest population centers in the US. Spectrum aware of the outage, saying their best guess is 6 hours before they get internet back to people. No word on the cause or why it’s so widespread.
A heatmap of Spectrum outages, showing red clusters over most major cities in the US. The Eastern and Midwest areas are particularly covered.
northwind.bsky.social
wtf is going on over the last day or three
A screengrab of DownDetector dot com: User reports indicate possible problems at BlueSky

There is a very spiky yellow graph with a dotted line running along the bottom, showing that at no point in the last 24 hours has the number of user reports of outages or other issues been at baseline (or even especially close, in most cases).
northwind.bsky.social
If you only ever post in one language, you don’t need to worry about that. But if you ever post in multiple languages—even only rarely—it’s worth setting up a menu like mine. That can be done from your Settings menu, and then saved for easy swapping.
northwind.bsky.social
BlueSky actually can’t detect the language of a given post, so it relies on users to tell it, which can be done on a post-by-post basis. If I were to change my setting here to eg. French, you’d see a Translate option if your client is in English—even though this post is actually in English.
My posting language menu, showing languages in which I at least occasionally post:

English
French
Japanese
Portuguese
Spanish
German

“English” is selected.
northwind.bsky.social
The Translate option appears if the poster’s language setting is different from the viewer’s client language.
northwind.bsky.social
The directly above is the kind of message the FBI would pull out of context in court if they wanted to railroad you. /hj
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banneduser.space
Being a long term unemployed guy with a corporate drone skill tree makes me want to jump out a window of the World Trade Center like it's 9/11
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brettc.bsky.social
I love how many hats linguistics lets me wear.

There's the social sciences hat, the humanities hat, the data science hat, and even the physics and biology hats!

If only I had more heads to wear all hats at once!
northwind.bsky.social
As you’d expect, Portland has a major problem with adequate housing (or lack thereof, rather) for a huge portion of its citizens. But of course, you’re not going to see that on the news.