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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 5m

"an hour before bedtime i turn off all screens and do my skincare routine before reading or knitting for half an hour <3"

oh nice, two to four hours after my bed time i shove two handfuls of pills into my face, maybe brush my teeth, and then lay in bed contemplating death so i guess its similar

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 7m

"15 minutes of gentle movement and stretching"

bitch if i started my day with 15 minutes of stretching i would drive myself off a cliff on the way to work omg

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 8m

if you have something in your daily life you could reasonably call a morning or evening "routine" we live very different lives and i cannot relate to you

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 20m

every time i see that man he looks more like a middle aged lesbian than before

its so weird

WIRED @wired.com · 16h

At OpenAI’s Developer Day, CEO Sam Altman showed off apps that run entirely inside the chat window—a new effort to turn ChatGPT into a platform.

OpenAI Wants ChatGPT to Be Your Future Operating System

At OpenAI’s Developer Day, CEO Sam Altman showed off apps that run entirely inside the chat window—a new effort to turn ChatGPT into a platform.

wrd.cm

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 23m

no but see i have to eat lunch with the kids all week and i dont want to order what the cantine serves bc they dont really have veggie options and also it kinda looks like dog food but my kids are in the prime eating disorder development phase and i dont want to model skipping me- I HAVE REASONS OK?

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 25m

i just made myself meal prep for next week

with broccoli and everything

in those containers they always have

...i have never despised myself more

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 3h

you might be able to overwinter it inside and then see what it turns into next year??

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 3h

20cm would suggest physalis to me because my tomatillo plants always got bigger before they started flowering but that might just be the late season or climate

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 3h

like my partner died before the first trump campaign even started and i still think it might be a bit soon to even contemplate anything like a serious relationship again

thats not how everyone feels
as it turns out

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 3h

like sure its fun or whatever but so is eating cheesecake and i wouldnt still eat cheesecake if all my friends were dying from cheesecake eating disease, you know? id just have haribo or something for dessert? some pudding??

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 3h

and after that absolutely confusing experience it only took me like 15 more years to realise that i might be on the ace spectrum somewhere

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 3h

sometime in secondary school they taught us about the aids epidemic and i was baffled that the solution i, a 16yo teenager, had come up with which was "just dont fuck people if theres a fuck people and die disease?!" was not the general consensus and i was very promptly told off for mentioning it

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 5h

besonders schlimm auch die verschandelte natur hier überall

schlimm, schlimm, schlimm, wer will den sowas sehen /s

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

ich glaube ich male heute mein Wohnzimmer mit selbst gemachten Naturfarben grün

das sollte die Dorfgemeinschaft überzeugen, dass ich normal bin

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

Ich glaube ja, ich könnte so Pilzcoach nicht machen

stell dir mal vor, du musst erwachsenen Leuten erzählen, dass sie hier bei den Pilzen ganz genau dir Merkmale untersuchen müssen, um die sicher zu unterscheiden anstatt halt so DIE SEHEN ANDERS AUS ALDDER?? SCHAU HALT HIN?! MIT DEINEN AUGEN!?

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

Aber schee waren se trotzdem

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

Ich musste gerade einen halben Korb Pilze wegschmeißen, weil das kleine Döschen, in dem ich so ein paar (unbekannte) Pilze zum Bestimmen hatte, aufgegangen ist und die zwischen den anderen rumflogen und das war jetzt schon eher suboptimal für meine Stimmung ngl

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

😂 neulich meinte einer meiner Nachbarn er würde ja auch gerne mal von der Pilzpfanne probieren, die ich da immer mache und die Panik, die ich auf einmal hatte, dass die Pilze, die ich ständig esse, jetzt plötzlich durch Magie giftig sind und ich das halbe Dorf unter die Erde bringe damit

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

i can help you regulate your emotions i am not going to fix them for you no matter how often your mom comes to whine at me about it*

*terms and conditions apply

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

oh you are bored? thats cool, be bored

you're frustrated? okay, be frustrated

you don't enjoy working with these specific other students and you would rather work with your friends and now you are grumpy? yeah, be grumpy

like???

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

i really didnt think that one of my more controversial teacher takes would be: its okay for kids to experience negative emotions sometimes

but here we are

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

heyyy!! ich weiß andere Sachen über Land

und Igel

und Totholzhecken 😭

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

I don't know where it is but the sign is written in English so its probably somewhere in the UK

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 6h

im at the age where i wake up with lower back pain and *hope* its my period and not just the relentless march of time destroying my body

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Placeholder @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah weekends in your 30s are very exciting actually

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