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old kenfucky shart
@notcribley.bsky.social
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · Nov 9
Motherfuckers out here actin like laws are real
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 1h
We’ll find out soon enough
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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 9h
Boobs are the balls of the neck
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 9h
If only winning elections and wielding power were something they had any interest in
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 9h
I was trying to think of a Greek comic book character besides Jon Economos and then I remembered, oh yeah; Galactus.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 9h
Democrats aren’t opposing fascism because they like fascism and are either trying to keep their sweet controlled opposition gigs (Schumer, Jeffries) or auditioning for Fuhrer (Newsome, Pritzker)
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 2d
Check out the gams on Mika!
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 2d
He’s not black?
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 2d
Linda giving Vince a run for his money for worst McMahon
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 2d
Blast your penis?
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 2d
If it’s two hours of satan beating the dogshit out of Jesus in Hell that’d be pretty sick
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 4d
Real talk though, Joker 2
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 4d
Those are the superfans undercover
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 4d
Jimmy Fallon wants to suck my dick and nutsack.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
Word
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
I wouldn’t expect you to understand, Dad.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
No, I didn’t fingerblast my cousin. My character fingerblasted my cousin’s character in Vampire: The Masquerade.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
A group of Addams Family cosplayers once described my dick as “altogether ooky”
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 6d
I start it late so I can fast forward the ICE commercials.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 6d
That’s fucked up. Got a link?
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 6d
I mean the best way to listen to any album for the first time is driving in your car alone at night, that’s true.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 6d
Because Republicans are the party whose job it is to wield power and Democrats are the party whose job it is to maintain illusion of choice.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 6d
That’s definitely something they would do if they weren’t controlled opposition.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 7d
The boy hit puberty finally
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 7d
Canonically Hannibal Lector has a superhuman sense of smell, so when he told Clarice he couldn’t smell her cunt he was just being polite.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 7d
Controlled opposition is why
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