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notcribley.bsky.social
old kenfucky shart
@notcribley.bsky.social
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · Nov 9
Motherfuckers out here actin like laws are real
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 15h
Check out the gams on Mika!
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 1d
He’s not black?
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 1d
Linda giving Vince a run for his money for worst McMahon
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 1d
Blast your penis?
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 1d
If it’s two hours of satan beating the dogshit out of Jesus in Hell that’d be pretty sick
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 2d
I was trying to think of a Greek comic book character besides Jon Economous and then I remembered, oh yeah; Galactus.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 2d
Real talk though, Joker 2
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 3d
Those are the superfans undercover
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 3d
Jimmy Fallon wants to suck my dick and nutsack.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 3d
Word
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 3d
I wouldn’t expect you to understand, Dad.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 3d
No, I didn’t fingerblast my cousin. My character fingerblasted my cousin’s character in Vampire: The Masquerade.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 4d
A group of Addams Family cosplayers once described my dick as “altogether ooky”
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 4d
I start it late so I can fast forward the ICE commercials.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
That’s fucked up. Got a link?
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
I mean the best way to listen to any album for the first time is driving in your car alone at night, that’s true.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
Because Republicans are the party whose job it is to wield power and Democrats are the party whose job it is to maintain illusion of choice.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
That’s definitely something they would do if they weren’t controlled opposition.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
The boy hit puberty finally
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 5d
Canonically Hannibal Lector has a superhuman sense of smell, so when he told Clarice he couldn’t smell her cunt he was just being polite.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 6d
Controlled opposition is why
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 6d
I just looked at a list of every Taylor ex going back to Joe Jonas and yeah, none of these jabrones were giving her what she needed.
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 7d
You’re on the receiving end of a harmonized four-on-one beatdown and your girl’s just watching the whole thing, screaming her head off
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 7d
What if instead of The Beatles they were The Beatasses and instead of writing songs they kicked the shit out of you?
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 7d
What if instead of The Beatles they were The Beatasses and instead of writing songs they kicked the shit out of you?
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 7d
What if he was Ed Gains and he was swoll AF?