old kenfucky shart
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Motherfuckers out here actin like laws are real
Fixed it:
1. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Joker
4. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
6. Joker: Folie A Deux
7. The Dark Knight
8. The Royal Tenenbaums
9. Synechdoche, New York
10. No Country for Old Men
1. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Joker
4. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
6. Joker: Folie A Deux
7. The Dark Knight
8. The Royal Tenenbaums
9. Synechdoche, New York
10. No Country for Old Men
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Fixed it:
1. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Joker
4. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
6. Joker: Folie A Deux
7. The Dark Knight
8. The Royal Tenenbaums
9. Synechdoche, New York
10. No Country for Old Men
1. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Joker
4. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
6. Joker: Folie A Deux
7. The Dark Knight
8. The Royal Tenenbaums
9. Synechdoche, New York
10. No Country for Old Men
Don’t do crowd work in your special. Write fucking jokes.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Don’t do crowd work in your special. Write fucking jokes.
I know it’s gross to call your load your “harvest” when RFK says it, but don’t act like that wouldn’t be hot as fuck coming from some sexy farmer.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I know it’s gross to call your load your “harvest” when RFK says it, but don’t act like that wouldn’t be hot as fuck coming from some sexy farmer.
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gotta give it up for indigo. somehow made the rainbow list one time and hasnt done shit since
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
gotta give it up for indigo. somehow made the rainbow list one time and hasnt done shit since
Your mom needed her vitamins, so I gave her a B12 and a D7&1/2
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Your mom needed her vitamins, so I gave her a B12 and a D7&1/2
What if instead of a gas station it was an ass station? I’m pumpin either way.
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
What if instead of a gas station it was an ass station? I’m pumpin either way.
Every Bigfoot show is like “here’s something with forty other rational explanations, it had to’ve been a ‘squatch”
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Every Bigfoot show is like “here’s something with forty other rational explanations, it had to’ve been a ‘squatch”
What up? It’s ya boy, FDR. Just sitting down wearing a big ass cape over a completely normal chair, like all able-bodied people do. Have you met my little dog?
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What up? It’s ya boy, FDR. Just sitting down wearing a big ass cape over a completely normal chair, like all able-bodied people do. Have you met my little dog?
What if it was Jingle All the Gay, and if Arnold wants a Turboman he’s gotta suck Sinbad’s dick?
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What if it was Jingle All the Gay, and if Arnold wants a Turboman he’s gotta suck Sinbad’s dick?
I’m way behind schedule on Ninety Nut November and if I don’t bust ten nuts on Thanksgiving I’m fucked.
My grandma’s in the house; I don’t know what the fuck I’m gonna do.
My grandma’s in the house; I don’t know what the fuck I’m gonna do.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m way behind schedule on Ninety Nut November and if I don’t bust ten nuts on Thanksgiving I’m fucked.
My grandma’s in the house; I don’t know what the fuck I’m gonna do.
My grandma’s in the house; I don’t know what the fuck I’m gonna do.
That Olivia Nuzzi pussy; that Nuzzy
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
That Olivia Nuzzi pussy; that Nuzzy
Is Betty Boop supposed to be hot? Am I supposed to want to fuck her?
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Is Betty Boop supposed to be hot? Am I supposed to want to fuck her?
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the government has a gun to all of our heads and most democrats only seem interested in making sure the guy pulling the trigger gets a hand massage afterwards
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
the government has a gun to all of our heads and most democrats only seem interested in making sure the guy pulling the trigger gets a hand massage afterwards
I quote post em too
Yeah I like my own posts; just to remind myself that I’m killin it
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I quote post em too
They’re playing with fire bringing more talking dogs into the company.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
They’re playing with fire bringing more talking dogs into the company.
While you were watching Wicked 2 I Dicked 2 Bitches
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
While you were watching Wicked 2 I Dicked 2 Bitches
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Thinking of the horny rpg episode of seinfeld again where his life became a slutty video game after he was electrocuted by his apartment’s computer while on a high dose of dramamine
May 15, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Thinking of the horny rpg episode of seinfeld again where his life became a slutty video game after he was electrocuted by his apartment’s computer while on a high dose of dramamine
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Having spent most of my 20s and 30s in dive bars, I can recognize an “oh great, the worst person on earth thinks I’m awesome and wants to be best friends” face when I see one
Put it in The Louvre of US political history. The look on Mamdani's face is priceless.
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Having spent most of my 20s and 30s in dive bars, I can recognize an “oh great, the worst person on earth thinks I’m awesome and wants to be best friends” face when I see one
What if he was Tall McCartney and he was six foot seven, towering over the other Beatles?
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What if he was Tall McCartney and he was six foot seven, towering over the other Beatles?
Do I want butter on it, maybe?
Do I want salt on it? Hell no!
Do I want salt on it? Hell no!
What if instead of popped corn it was chapped ass?
I’m not eating a bucket of chapped ass at the movies, no way.
I’m not eating a bucket of chapped ass at the movies, no way.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Do I want butter on it, maybe?
Do I want salt on it? Hell no!
Do I want salt on it? Hell no!
What if instead of popped corn it was chapped ass?
I’m not eating a bucket of chapped ass at the movies, no way.
I’m not eating a bucket of chapped ass at the movies, no way.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What if instead of popped corn it was chapped ass?
I’m not eating a bucket of chapped ass at the movies, no way.
I’m not eating a bucket of chapped ass at the movies, no way.
Top Five Films of the 2020s so far:
1. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
2. Joker: Folie a Deux
3. Bo Burnham: Inside
4. One Battle After Another
5. Eddington
1. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
2. Joker: Folie a Deux
3. Bo Burnham: Inside
4. One Battle After Another
5. Eddington
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Top Five Films of the 2020s so far:
1. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
2. Joker: Folie a Deux
3. Bo Burnham: Inside
4. One Battle After Another
5. Eddington
1. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
2. Joker: Folie a Deux
3. Bo Burnham: Inside
4. One Battle After Another
5. Eddington
The subtext of this Dasha thing is that Adam Friedland’s dick game is so bad she became an antisemite.
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The subtext of this Dasha thing is that Adam Friedland’s dick game is so bad she became an antisemite.
Dickhead so big they call the shaft “the lower 48”
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Dickhead so big they call the shaft “the lower 48”
Love Actually but Kiera Knightley’s husband comes out the house and beats the ever-loving piss outta sign guy.
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Love Actually but Kiera Knightley’s husband comes out the house and beats the ever-loving piss outta sign guy.