Rob Pilkington
@robpilk.com
writer of copy, #comics, and screenplays
pfp art by @tipcalculator.bsky.social
📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
pfp art by @tipcalculator.bsky.social
📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
are you telling me a cowboy bopped this bee?
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
are you telling me a cowboy bopped this bee?
me thinking about my star wars ranking
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
me thinking about my star wars ranking
to dogs, we are big, musical apes
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
to dogs, we are big, musical apes
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
spotted udo kier on two different occasions during my last trip to palm springs (just in august) and it felt like spooky, surreal good luck RIP
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
spotted udo kier on two different occasions during my last trip to palm springs (just in august) and it felt like spooky, surreal good luck RIP
very stoked for ppl to see what me and @countpagan.bsky.social cooked up for Holiday Spirits: The Monster Special #comics anthology — our prelaunch page is up 🎅🏻 😈 follow for campaign updates! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
very stoked for ppl to see what me and @countpagan.bsky.social cooked up for Holiday Spirits: The Monster Special #comics anthology — our prelaunch page is up 🎅🏻 😈 follow for campaign updates! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
Dragon Attack (Remastered 2011)
YouTube video by Queen - Topic
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the best way to fight fascism is to charm the socks off the confused grandpa at the center of it
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the best way to fight fascism is to charm the socks off the confused grandpa at the center of it
maybe a too generous reading of all this is: mamdani knows trump is pretty easy to impress in person, so why not go to DC, charm him for an hour, and watch right-wingers go apoplectic over the wknd? idk, but lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
maybe a too generous reading of all this is: mamdani knows trump is pretty easy to impress in person, so why not go to DC, charm him for an hour, and watch right-wingers go apoplectic over the wknd? idk, but lol
me and @countpagan.bsky.social got a spooky short in the upcoming volume of @travisgibb.bsky.social's Holiday Spirits #comics anthology — and our Kickstarter prelaunch page is now live. give it a follow… or else! 🎄😈
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
Coming soon: HOLIDAY SPIRITS - MONSTERS SPECIAL
How does DRACULA, FRANKENSTEIN, GRIM REAPER, SPRING HEEL JACK, BIGFOOT, LOCH NESS, MOTHMAN, MEDUSA and more celebrate the holidays.
www.kickstarter.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
me and @countpagan.bsky.social got a spooky short in the upcoming volume of @travisgibb.bsky.social's Holiday Spirits #comics anthology — and our Kickstarter prelaunch page is now live. give it a follow… or else! 🎄😈
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
i know there are (still) some people who roll their eyes when ppl like me call this a nazi administration but how would a nazi administration act differently?
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i know there are (still) some people who roll their eyes when ppl like me call this a nazi administration but how would a nazi administration act differently?
fictional characters probably in the epstein files:
bruce wayne
tony stark
lex luthor
logan roy (succession)
clay davis (the wire)
adrian veidt (watchmen)
burt cooper (mad men)
noah cross (chinatown)
bobby axelrod (billions)
lemongrab (adventure time)
bruce wayne
tony stark
lex luthor
logan roy (succession)
clay davis (the wire)
adrian veidt (watchmen)
burt cooper (mad men)
noah cross (chinatown)
bobby axelrod (billions)
lemongrab (adventure time)
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
fictional characters probably in the epstein files:
bruce wayne
tony stark
lex luthor
logan roy (succession)
clay davis (the wire)
adrian veidt (watchmen)
burt cooper (mad men)
noah cross (chinatown)
bobby axelrod (billions)
lemongrab (adventure time)
bruce wayne
tony stark
lex luthor
logan roy (succession)
clay davis (the wire)
adrian veidt (watchmen)
burt cooper (mad men)
noah cross (chinatown)
bobby axelrod (billions)
lemongrab (adventure time)
watched Inside Llewyn Davis for the first time in a long time and (post-Coen breakup) its recurring theme of aching for a lost creative partner hit in a way it hasn't before
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
watched Inside Llewyn Davis for the first time in a long time and (post-Coen breakup) its recurring theme of aching for a lost creative partner hit in a way it hasn't before
among its many virtues, Haha, You Clowns gets points from me for its correct comma placement
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
among its many virtues, Haha, You Clowns gets points from me for its correct comma placement
we give political polling at lot of grief but i guess it's hard to quantify an electorate that has an epstein-survivor/trump-voter category
Epstein survivor Jena-Lisa Jones: "Trump really ran his campaign on this. This is why I voted for him. The release of these files has been so important for me for so long that when he run on that, I really had some hope that someone would do something about it."
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
we give political polling at lot of grief but i guess it's hard to quantify an electorate that has an epstein-survivor/trump-voter category
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
guys we gotta find the pope's letterboxd
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
guys we gotta find the pope's letterboxd
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Not that I believe really anything Nuzzi writes, given her record, but the far bigger scandal here is her claim that RFK Jr. was still actively using psychedelics last year, then became HHS secretary in an admin that is killing people for smuggling recreational drugs.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Not that I believe really anything Nuzzi writes, given her record, but the far bigger scandal here is her claim that RFK Jr. was still actively using psychedelics last year, then became HHS secretary in an admin that is killing people for smuggling recreational drugs.
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we need a federally-enforced AI watermarking law like fucking yesterday
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
we need a federally-enforced AI watermarking law like fucking yesterday
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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This metaphor is so good
Love to see community action against this AI nonsense! neighborhoodview.org/2025/11/13/d...
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This metaphor is so good
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
sometimes it feels wrong NOT to nap with your dog
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
sometimes it feels wrong NOT to nap with your dog
conservatives have been taking a slow train to "defending having sex with children" ever since they went all in on trump and now we're finally pulling into the station
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
conservatives have been taking a slow train to "defending having sex with children" ever since they went all in on trump and now we're finally pulling into the station