NotDougWhite
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Driving two hours in the rain to get a seafood boil from my wife's favorite Cajun spot
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Good morning. Some of the worst people you will ever meet are “nice”.
You can't use how someone else treated you as an excuse to mistreat others. It just seems like you want a reason to be hateful.
Meetings should not be mandatory if they have absolutely nothing to do with my department. What do you mean I just sat here on the phone for an hour for no reason?
Honestly, I genuinely love it when my work truck needs some maintenance. The thought of spending three hours sitting in a lobby playing on my phone, getting paid for it, on a Friday? It's a perfect situation, and I'd gladly take it.
Starting the day with an empty social battery is not ideal. It's going to be a long Friday
Gas station hot box food just hits different
This boy can get comfortable anywhere
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When I said I would take your survey later I was lying.
Had a pretty good view of the Milky Way last night

#Astrophotography #MilkyWay
After begging to be let out, he's just lying in the dirt.
Why is everyone so upset about it? He said this was necessary
Damn, I'm trying to be like him
I know how Mario felt finding out Peach was in a different castle.

The car I drove 3 hours to pick up is actually at a different location, 3 hours farther away.
Round trip of 425 miles tomorrow. All to move a car 80 miles.

I'll be getting a good chunk of my book done in that time.
elmo from sesame street looks at the camera with his mouth open
Alt: elmo from sesame street looks at the camera and shrugs their shoulders
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#LEGO keytar my ol' lady put together this weekend
You want me to set the passcode to get into your office as "1234"?

Whatever you say, ma'am.
I'd figure if you were out there with your pants off, it was on purpose. Let it fly baby
I know that feeling
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stop 👏 messaging 👏 sex workers 👏 if 👏 you 👏 aren’t 👏 buying
What are you gonna do? That's what Thursdays are for
Bert & Ernie

Rescue office guppies that no one else could manage for some reason

I promise, they're in there