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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 6h

The pictures from that photo shoot are all demented. Such a bizarre idea for a photo shoot to advertise salad cream

The turn of the century was a weird time man

www.google.com/search?q=sal...

salad cream norton van outen - Google Search

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 7h

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Graham Norton pouring Salad Cream into Denis Van outen's cleavage.
A very odd PR picture, although they are both smiling.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 15h

Is she depressed like Keanu?

A bearded Keanu Reeves sitting on a bench with his hands on his knees.

Sandi cat sitting upright on my lap. Paws between her knees/back legs

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 16h

Why are you sirting like this cat?

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 18h

I looked him up on twitter. He's busy whinging about how smug it is over here on Bluesky.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 18h

Me too.

Is he just blocking the followers of people he doesn't like or something?
Odd fellow. 90% of what I post is pretty inane.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 19h

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after being attacked in prison www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

a man in a military uniform with a mustache is wearing a beret and making a funny face .

ALT: a man in a military uniform with a mustache is wearing a beret and making a funny face .

media.tenor.com

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

Plus it's a massive reminder - you are no longer the person you were, when you went to a university like this.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

The weirdest one was when we went to the open day of the uni I went to.

Every corner of Sheffield uni felt a bit haunted by the version of me from 20 years before.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

It's good to know that some traditions continue in the modern media age.

Like the Graniaud having terrible copy editing, spelling, and the rest.

Dutch track star Femke Bol, the reigning
two-time 400-meter hurdles world
champion, has announced she will switch
events to compete in the 800 meters. The
25-year-old Bol has won two Olympic
bronze medals in the 400-meter hurdles,
and she ran a memorable anchor leg of
the 4x400-meter mixed relay to capture
gold for the Netherlands at the Paris
Olympics. Bol also won a silver medal at
the Paris Games in the women's 4x400-
meter relay.
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Meanwile, Femke Bol, the twice 400m
hurdles world champion, has announced
she will switch events to compete in the
800m, a move Hodgkinson responded to
Bol's news on social media with: "Can't
nit to chora tho ctort lino

Meanwile, Femke Bol, the twice 400m
hurdles world champion, has announced
she will switch events to compete in the
800m, a move Hodgkinson responded to
Bol's news on social media with: "Can't
wait to share the start line."
The 25-year-old Dutch athlete has won
two Olympic bronze medals and ran a
memorable anchor leg of the 4x400m
mixed relay to capture gold for the
Netherlands at the Paris Olympics. "I'm
ready for the next challenge, a new
stimulus, a completely different kind of
race,' Bol said in an Instagram post. "It's
different from what I'm used to in the
400m hurdles, and I'm really excited to
explore that."
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PRL @usrbinprl.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Dik-dik pic.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, there's been an astro turfed org trying to take over for aome time

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

I mean all the mechanisms that say "this product doesn't work, or is actually dangerous have been disembowelled.
There will be an explosion in that industry. And RFK jr. has been close to this industry for decades.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno. The "wellness" industry will do quite well selling fake cures and health products.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Tick pick

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

It's so slow moving on that boat, I can probably catch up in an hour or so #satire

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

The weird part alien clone from Alien 4 isn't canonically dead, I guess...

elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw

ALT: elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw

media.tenor.com

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a fence

ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a fence

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 2d

I heard the backing line from this song on an advert, and it was annoying me as I was sure I knew it.

Turns out it's this song I hadn't thought of in a long time. Got the album somewhere, and I'm sure I saw them at a festival at one point.

It's lovely.

youtu.be/G1QkpGMN_C4?...

FC Kahuna - Hayling [Official Video]

YouTube video by Skint Records

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 2d

If only there were a Russian equivalent, they would immediately give it to Trump

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 2d

I dont think it's trolling. But I do think they are giving it to someone because they see the breakdown of democracy/democratic norms as the biggest current threat to peace.

And if those are the terms of reference for the search, it's hilarious to me how far Trump will be away from it.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 2d

Lol. And the "keeping the flame of democracy" bit feels like a direct reference to why Trump will never get it.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 2d

Breaking news: María Corina Machado has been awarded the prize for ‘keeping the flame of democracy burning amidst a growing darkness’ . The win dashes the hopes of US President Donald Trump. on.ft.com/4ocHAKY

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 2d

Currently on the Legend channel is the episode of Walker Texas Ranger where a very young Tobey Maguire pays a hoodlum who steals some drugs.
You can tell he's a hoodlum by the leather jacket, see?

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, this is a reference to the time Craig Bellamy attacked a teammate with a golf club

www.thisisanfield.com/2025/04/crai...

Bellamy explains his "ridiculous" golf club attack on LFC teammate

Read here.

www.thisisanfield.com

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