Notjarvis
@notjarvis.bsky.social
Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
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One day tech media won’t credulously report fantasy bullshit from trust fund kids with single person companies
But today isn’t that day
But today isn’t that day
You can now reserve a hotel room on the Moon for $250,000
We can't keep everyone living on that first ship that sailed to North America."
arstechnica.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
One day tech media won’t credulously report fantasy bullshit from trust fund kids with single person companies
But today isn’t that day
But today isn’t that day
This sort of stuff is what Social media is made for.
I learnt tonight that the lead singer of Toto, Joseph Williams is the son of the prolific soundtrack composer, John Williams.
As you were.
As you were.
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This sort of stuff is what Social media is made for.
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Change one letter, ruin a whole show …
Crap Door
Crap Door
Change one letter, ruin a whole show …
Time Teat
Time Teat
Change one letter, ruin a whole show …
Dogging For Britain
Dogging For Britain
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Change one letter, ruin a whole show …
Crap Door
Crap Door
Change one letter, ruin a whole show …
Time Teat
Time Teat
Change one letter, ruin a whole show …
Dogging For Britain
Dogging For Britain
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Change one letter, ruin a whole show …
Time Teat
Time Teat
All jokes aside, this is actually true.
I remember we used to laugh a lot at his strips in the office when I was in my first job 20 years ago. I enjoyed one or two of his spin-off books, too.
Then he proved himself an outright arsehole, and he did it publicly.
I remember we used to laugh a lot at his strips in the office when I was in my first job 20 years ago. I enjoyed one or two of his spin-off books, too.
Then he proved himself an outright arsehole, and he did it publicly.
Such a shame that Scott Adams spent the last fifteen years or so of his life being such a horrible, shitty, person so very publicly that the very same people who twenty years ago would have been genuinely heartbroken at his death are now making gloating jokes.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
All jokes aside, this is actually true.
I remember we used to laugh a lot at his strips in the office when I was in my first job 20 years ago. I enjoyed one or two of his spin-off books, too.
Then he proved himself an outright arsehole, and he did it publicly.
I remember we used to laugh a lot at his strips in the office when I was in my first job 20 years ago. I enjoyed one or two of his spin-off books, too.
Then he proved himself an outright arsehole, and he did it publicly.
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Scott Adams has died at the age of 68. He created Dilbert and endorsed Trump, was antivaxx for COVID, and had reprehensible views on women, race, and the Holocaust.
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Scott_A...
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Scott_A...
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Scott Adams has died at the age of 68. He created Dilbert and endorsed Trump, was antivaxx for COVID, and had reprehensible views on women, race, and the Holocaust.
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Scott_A...
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Scott_A...
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You know, Gary Larson cartoons have brought joy and laughter to so many people.
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
You know, Gary Larson cartoons have brought joy and laughter to so many people.
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The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
Blimey. All I remember Horace doing was skiing
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Blimey. All I remember Horace doing was skiing
The world is terrible, so here's a picture of Sandi cat from the other night..
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The world is terrible, so here's a picture of Sandi cat from the other night..
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
Without the popularity of his books back then and their explosion in the popular consciousness, I dont think we would have shows like Ancient Aliens nowadays.
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Without the popularity of his books back then and their explosion in the popular consciousness, I dont think we would have shows like Ancient Aliens nowadays.
Portsmouth goalkeeper tried to save it in the Scot Stirling style there, but could not be as good as the legend.
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Portsmouth goalkeeper tried to save it in the Scot Stirling style there, but could not be as good as the legend.
I see Arsenal's most reliable scorer is at it again.
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I see Arsenal's most reliable scorer is at it again.
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They may be getting bits of that wrong (or they may be right on target) but it’s hard to take seriously people who think shouting declarations of hostility to the US helps defend Ukraine or keep the Navy afloat or support the hundreds of thousands of defence related jobs.
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 PM
They may be getting bits of that wrong (or they may be right on target) but it’s hard to take seriously people who think shouting declarations of hostility to the US helps defend Ukraine or keep the Navy afloat or support the hundreds of thousands of defence related jobs.
It's hard to argue with much of this. I have no idea if Stewart would want it, though.
"Ashes calamity has trashed McCullum’s credibility. It’s time to call on Alec Stewart | Mark Ramprakash" www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
"Ashes calamity has trashed McCullum’s credibility. It’s time to call on Alec Stewart | Mark Ramprakash" www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
Ashes calamity has trashed McCullum’s credibility. It’s time to call on Alec Stewart | Mark Ramprakash
England’s best performances came when the players didn’t follow the coach’s rhetoric and that highlights the problem with his one-dimensional approach
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:29 AM
It's hard to argue with much of this. I have no idea if Stewart would want it, though.
"Ashes calamity has trashed McCullum’s credibility. It’s time to call on Alec Stewart | Mark Ramprakash" www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
"Ashes calamity has trashed McCullum’s credibility. It’s time to call on Alec Stewart | Mark Ramprakash" www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
😀 it's still deep and snowy around here.
A giant fertility statue has appeared in Warley Woods. The snow statue, which bears similarity to the Venus of Willendorf is thought to represent 'The Queen of Bearwood' who is a local deity. It is thought to have been built to celebrate female fertility and bring good luck.
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
😀 it's still deep and snowy around here.
If I quit this job where they treat me like crap, the managers will have won - so I'm staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
If I quit this job where they treat me like crap, the managers will have won - so I'm staying
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This is a legit insteresting read, because of the input from the victims, the catfisher and tye catfisher's mother.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The beauty queen who caught Scotland's most prolific catfish
Abbie Draper spent a decade trying to expose the person pretending to be hospital doctor David Graham.
www.bbc.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 AM
This is a legit insteresting read, because of the input from the victims, the catfisher and tye catfisher's mother.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Have they heard of editors?
4 hours???? Somebody need they ass beat for this
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Have they heard of editors?
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I'm just going to come out and say it - this sounds not good
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I'm just going to come out and say it - this sounds not good
If you wanted to get in touch with a friend, you had to call their house and hope they were in.
If they were in, you would probably have to awkwardly get their parent/housemate/sibling to go and fetch them to the phone.
If they were in, you would probably have to awkwardly get their parent/housemate/sibling to go and fetch them to the phone.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
If you wanted to get in touch with a friend, you had to call their house and hope they were in.
If they were in, you would probably have to awkwardly get their parent/housemate/sibling to go and fetch them to the phone.
If they were in, you would probably have to awkwardly get their parent/housemate/sibling to go and fetch them to the phone.
Sandi cat is staying close to the radiator in this weather 😀
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Sandi cat is staying close to the radiator in this weather 😀
Interesting thing. If abusive content is generated now, Grok will definitely have some details on the user, at least for payment details.
Police forces should use legal powers to request this information as soon as it comes up.
Police forces should use legal powers to request this information as soon as it comes up.
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Interesting thing. If abusive content is generated now, Grok will definitely have some details on the user, at least for payment details.
Police forces should use legal powers to request this information as soon as it comes up.
Police forces should use legal powers to request this information as soon as it comes up.
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I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)
February 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)
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Everything's terrible, except for it's the 8th of January, and in just a couple of hours Peter Bleksley kicks off his absolutely bonkers tour of the UK and Ireland.
I needed to map it to see if there was a rhyme or reason to his route, but no, it's just as maniacal as it seemed.
I needed to map it to see if there was a rhyme or reason to his route, but no, it's just as maniacal as it seemed.
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Everything's terrible, except for it's the 8th of January, and in just a couple of hours Peter Bleksley kicks off his absolutely bonkers tour of the UK and Ireland.
I needed to map it to see if there was a rhyme or reason to his route, but no, it's just as maniacal as it seemed.
I needed to map it to see if there was a rhyme or reason to his route, but no, it's just as maniacal as it seemed.