Notjarvis
notjarvis.bsky.social
Notjarvis
@notjarvis.bsky.social
Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
I mean, I had this strip on my desk for years. And it's a little funny, absurd thing.
It's just a shame the mind who creates simply joky cartoons like this showed himself to be a bigot.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Blimey. All I remember Horace doing was skiing
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The world is terrible, so here's a picture of Sandi cat from the other night..
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Sandi cat is staying close to the radiator in this weather 😀
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I remember many fun hours playing "Rock Star Ate My Hamster".
A quite fun satirical game on my old ZX Spectrum.
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Supergran will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 AM
The compromise position has her behind the laptop, lol
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Please, Sandi, I'm trying to work.
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I imagine Man U fans are absolutely furious the ineptitude shown by the people running their club.

What do you mean you haven't got a plan at all? Hiring a coach is one of your most important jobs. Why weren't you giving it some thought before sacking him?
January 6, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Sandi seems supremely uninterested in the cricket
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Sandi, considering how long before she goes on another card flattening rampage, there 😀
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Emergency cat photo for those very stressed right now.
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The most unforgivable thing he has ever done is distract from the fact that today is my birthday.

Grumble grumble.
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Oh? Snow overnight?
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Happy New Year from the most entertaining league in the world ™ !
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This is good. But "Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi" the greatest Star Wars game, remains resolutely unavailable.

Where is my cheap virtua fighter clone with franchise trappings?
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Same
December 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She seems comfy
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Joe Dolce, your time has come!
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Daughter : "Could you fo something about the broken speaker in my car?"

Me "Sure this will be easy, I'll just buy a new one so I can replace it over Xmas"
....

Looks at instructions for doing it today "Remove entire door card to get at speaker " 😯

An hour later after much tugging and swearing...
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I have had books!

Featiring @scalzi.com and @aptshadow.bsky.social
Looking forward to reading them all.
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I'm trying to set up my new Ps5 toy.

Sandi is being as helpful as ever
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And of course Gizmo the dog had his treats ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When I was here in the daytime before Christmas, I hadn't realised the insane levels of outdoor lights Dad had put in the Garden this year... and the tree is now lit up 😀
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Happy Christmas, one and all!
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM