Notjarvis
@notjarvis.bsky.social
Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
I mean, I had this strip on my desk for years. And it's a little funny, absurd thing.
It's just a shame the mind who creates simply joky cartoons like this showed himself to be a bigot.
It's just a shame the mind who creates simply joky cartoons like this showed himself to be a bigot.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I mean, I had this strip on my desk for years. And it's a little funny, absurd thing.
It's just a shame the mind who creates simply joky cartoons like this showed himself to be a bigot.
It's just a shame the mind who creates simply joky cartoons like this showed himself to be a bigot.
Blimey. All I remember Horace doing was skiing
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Blimey. All I remember Horace doing was skiing
The world is terrible, so here's a picture of Sandi cat from the other night..
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The world is terrible, so here's a picture of Sandi cat from the other night..
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
#proofofcat #catsofbluesky
Sandi cat is staying close to the radiator in this weather 😀
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Sandi cat is staying close to the radiator in this weather 😀
I remember many fun hours playing "Rock Star Ate My Hamster".
A quite fun satirical game on my old ZX Spectrum.
A quite fun satirical game on my old ZX Spectrum.
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I remember many fun hours playing "Rock Star Ate My Hamster".
A quite fun satirical game on my old ZX Spectrum.
A quite fun satirical game on my old ZX Spectrum.
Supergran will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Supergran will return in Avengers: Doomsday
The compromise position has her behind the laptop, lol
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
The compromise position has her behind the laptop, lol
Please, Sandi, I'm trying to work.
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Please, Sandi, I'm trying to work.
I imagine Man U fans are absolutely furious the ineptitude shown by the people running their club.
What do you mean you haven't got a plan at all? Hiring a coach is one of your most important jobs. Why weren't you giving it some thought before sacking him?
What do you mean you haven't got a plan at all? Hiring a coach is one of your most important jobs. Why weren't you giving it some thought before sacking him?
January 6, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I imagine Man U fans are absolutely furious the ineptitude shown by the people running their club.
What do you mean you haven't got a plan at all? Hiring a coach is one of your most important jobs. Why weren't you giving it some thought before sacking him?
What do you mean you haven't got a plan at all? Hiring a coach is one of your most important jobs. Why weren't you giving it some thought before sacking him?
Sandi seems supremely uninterested in the cricket
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Sandi seems supremely uninterested in the cricket
Sandi, considering how long before she goes on another card flattening rampage, there 😀
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Sandi, considering how long before she goes on another card flattening rampage, there 😀
Emergency cat photo for those very stressed right now.
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Emergency cat photo for those very stressed right now.
The most unforgivable thing he has ever done is distract from the fact that today is my birthday.
Grumble grumble.
Grumble grumble.
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
The most unforgivable thing he has ever done is distract from the fact that today is my birthday.
Grumble grumble.
Grumble grumble.
Happy New Year from the most entertaining league in the world ™ !
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Happy New Year from the most entertaining league in the world ™ !
This is good. But "Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi" the greatest Star Wars game, remains resolutely unavailable.
Where is my cheap virtua fighter clone with franchise trappings?
Where is my cheap virtua fighter clone with franchise trappings?
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is good. But "Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi" the greatest Star Wars game, remains resolutely unavailable.
Where is my cheap virtua fighter clone with franchise trappings?
Where is my cheap virtua fighter clone with franchise trappings?
Joe Dolce, your time has come!
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Joe Dolce, your time has come!
Daughter : "Could you fo something about the broken speaker in my car?"
Me "Sure this will be easy, I'll just buy a new one so I can replace it over Xmas"
....
Looks at instructions for doing it today "Remove entire door card to get at speaker " 😯
An hour later after much tugging and swearing...
Me "Sure this will be easy, I'll just buy a new one so I can replace it over Xmas"
....
Looks at instructions for doing it today "Remove entire door card to get at speaker " 😯
An hour later after much tugging and swearing...
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Daughter : "Could you fo something about the broken speaker in my car?"
Me "Sure this will be easy, I'll just buy a new one so I can replace it over Xmas"
....
Looks at instructions for doing it today "Remove entire door card to get at speaker " 😯
An hour later after much tugging and swearing...
Me "Sure this will be easy, I'll just buy a new one so I can replace it over Xmas"
....
Looks at instructions for doing it today "Remove entire door card to get at speaker " 😯
An hour later after much tugging and swearing...
I have had books!
Featiring @scalzi.com and @aptshadow.bsky.social
Looking forward to reading them all.
Featiring @scalzi.com and @aptshadow.bsky.social
Looking forward to reading them all.
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I have had books!
Featiring @scalzi.com and @aptshadow.bsky.social
Looking forward to reading them all.
Featiring @scalzi.com and @aptshadow.bsky.social
Looking forward to reading them all.
I'm trying to set up my new Ps5 toy.
Sandi is being as helpful as ever
Sandi is being as helpful as ever
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm trying to set up my new Ps5 toy.
Sandi is being as helpful as ever
Sandi is being as helpful as ever
And of course Gizmo the dog had his treats ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
And of course Gizmo the dog had his treats ❤️
When I was here in the daytime before Christmas, I hadn't realised the insane levels of outdoor lights Dad had put in the Garden this year... and the tree is now lit up 😀
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When I was here in the daytime before Christmas, I hadn't realised the insane levels of outdoor lights Dad had put in the Garden this year... and the tree is now lit up 😀
Happy Christmas, one and all!
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Happy Christmas, one and all!