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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪
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Retired Army medic, disabled vet, shit talking nazi puncher. Clothing optional empathetic hedonist. I don’t fear death because I’ll never know it happened. Boston born, raised, and escaped. Not digging this USA Titanic cruise. 🚫Ho’bots™️🚫DM🚫SkyGods
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · Mar 23
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Johnny Queer @queerboy66.bsky.social · 1h
#QueerQuisling
#NaziBufu
These freaks are delusional & stupid. They think their progenitor’s #Röhm
weekend SA #NaziOrgy party theme was #TheNightOfTheLongKnives ignoring the bloody aftermath with real 🔪 🔪 &🩸🩸Knives was not a euphemism.
#F🐘gs🚫AryanUtopia
The Candidate Caught in a Nazi Porn Scandal Is Today’s GOP Personified
Meet John Reid, the Republican candidate for lieutenant governor in Virginia. There’s a lot to learn.
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Johnny Queer @queerboy66.bsky.social · 1h
This is me all the fucking time🤣🤣🤣
i'm confused
YouTube video by Lizz Coatsworth
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 1h
a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .
ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
Idiocracy headlines

kygo.com/denver-hosts...
Denver hosts 31-mile run where racers have to constantly consume Taco Bell
If Taco Bell gives you the runs – athletically, that is – this needs to be on your bucket list.
kygo.com
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
Trailer park hoa
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
Wonder why no National Guard deployment. 🤔

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Six people dead with multiple injured in three shootings at Mississippi homecoming weekends
Four people were killed in an attack in Leland, while two were killed in Heidelberg, amid a third attack in Rolling Fork
www.theguardian.com
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
a pixelated image of a little girl in a red jacket looking up
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
Hide your tweens. The grim raper is coming.
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
What’s in Pee Wee German’s playhouse?
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
He should be buying ramen from a canteen.
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
#TrumpsDementiaSymptoms
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Scalawag Jack, Pirate Ghost (or Ghost Pirate?) @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 3h
Time for a Skircle, jerks!

Poor bastards stuck in the middle (condolences):
@carmenharris.bsky.social
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My skircle image, showing all the poor fools trapped on BSKY with me.
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
New acronym dropped.

TDS: Trumps Dementia Symptoms
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
Inspiration to change your overseas ticket to one way.
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 2h
Trump is going to blame Biden for telling Liddy to break into the DNC.
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 3h
It’s the option for people with tons of patience. 😂
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 3h
Kristi Noem really killed her dog because it didn’t like peanut butter.
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 3h
Mine planted arborvitae. 😂
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 3h
They always look too damn happy 😂
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 3h
Jake Crapper
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Johnny Queer @queerboy66.bsky.social · 3h
OMG 😱 @jaketapper.bsky.social you must be totally bummed out because you didn’t have this critical information about how demented Biden was for your book!
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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 3h
New maga fact. Biden became president 14 days early. Maybe 15 days so he had some time to plan. 🙄
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