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Retired Army medic, disabled vet, shit talking nazi puncher. Clothing optional empathetic hedonist. I don’t fear death because I’ll never know it happened. Boston born, raised, and escaped. Not digging this USA Titanic cruise.
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🎶Pete Hegseth’s a fuckin’ douche🎶
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
An eight year member of a CIA trained hit squad losing his shit. Who could’ve seen that coming.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“life expectancy is down and poverty is up in the USA, but I won the electoral college and popular vote.“ - Trump
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
New gop name TBAGLICAN
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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No #KKKops 🫎🫎
Meanwhile in Minnesota...
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character …wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Facts
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
When you finally tap out at thanksgiving dinner
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Latest on my substack
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I gotta stop with these impulse buys.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The governor of West Virginia should stop posting until he has all the facts!
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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You've just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hey Asshole! Maybe know 100% before saying National Guard service members are dead. How many families are feeling wrecked right now because of your haste.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This fascist fat fuck making me feel like a conspiracy theorist but my money is on a Trump sponsored hit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Tis the season
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
#OBX Birb
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Pete Hegseth is the biggest fkn alkie scrub loser in DOD history.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Pete Hegseth is the biggest fkn alkie scrub loser in DOD history.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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NARRATOR: That is very much not the oath they took
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?

McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took

(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sunset on Okracoke Island
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sunset on Okracoke Island
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM