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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

& I thankee for that altho I must say the book never did me no good but for wiping the ass of my pal who would not quit shiddin they pant

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

[dutifully turning from My Studies with a wistful sigh plucking half moon reading glasses from my brow, clearing my throat with a diplomatic flair] fortnite mentioned

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

I killed my teacher with an Leg of Chair & they almost gaved me the chair my own self exceptin how paw stayed they hand what by quotin skipture

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone else remember this old leatherbound tome from their childhood schooling? Who else was scared when Teacher called to read

Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

____________________
|| The Jit |
|| Who |
|| Cracked Birds |
|| * |
||a childrens tale |
||by Fat E.Pumpum |
||___________________|

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

____________________
|| The Jit |
|| Who |
|| Cracked Birds |
|| * |
||a childrens tale |
||by Fat E.Pumpum |
||___________________|

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

Also we’ve been done with that for a while 41 has been the funny number du jour for a few weeks

Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

it is really funny to me that you would think “someone on bluesky must know what 6 7 means, I will search it on bluesky” like regardless of what comes up you made a mistake lol

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

What is that mf name 😤

Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

essential viewing tbh youtu.be/Nbb1OQohuMQ?...

go to the bathroom full video

YouTube video by Vitalicus

youtu.be

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

Almost Friday baby yeag youtu.be/MS6t0K72IrQ?...

Elton John - Bennie and the Jets But It's Pretty Boy Swag By Soulja Boy

YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups

youtu.be

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

He wouldn’t fucking say tha- oh

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

can’t even get my lolz off anymore when it’s just “she made a joke I didn’t understand”

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

a blurred image of a bottle with a red cap

ALT: a blurred image of a bottle with a red cap

media.tenor.com

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

Oh man

a man in a striped shirt is sitting on a couch looking at something .

ALT: a man in a striped shirt is sitting on a couch looking at something .

media.tenor.com

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

I suspect you’re not wrong about that

Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

Often transphobic too which really feels like shooting themselves in the, uh, foot. Should be an easy dunk but they can’t do it!

Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

I think it probably goes back to your first point, that the majority of people for whom this is an important cause are just so odious that it poisons the well for everybody. I do agree that’s a problem

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

Like I think the impact to drakes career was severely overstated. Mostly ppl who didn’t like him already got new vocabulary to express it & got to take a culture war victory lap

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

Man now that there’s some distance to it I just feel so weird about this entire affair. Can we say now that that was really strange for Kendrick to do all that? Idk i was checked out when it became clear we weren’t going to kill drake

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know how to feel about this idk if I agree with this interpretation. I kinda felt like dude was serious abt ts

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 2d

"The reasonable listener of 'Not Like Us' would conclude that Lamar is rapping hyperbolic vituperations."

“Not Like Us” is replete with profanity, trash-talking, threats of violence, and figurative and hyperbolic language, all of which are indicia of opinion. A reasonable listener would not equate a song that contains lyrics such as, “Ain’t no law, boy, you ball boy, fetch Gatorade or somethin’, since 2009 I had this b**** jumpin’,” with accurate factual reporting. Accordingly, the reasonable listener of “Not Like Us” would conclude that Lamar is rapping hyperbolic vituperations.

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah the left is just too wacky and woke to entertain, let’s basically just become this guy instead

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

It’s a narrow demographic but some people will rly be like “I could never support an evil corporation like that with my money and free time. Anyway, time to play Final Fantasy 14 or fallout or whatever”

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

People like “and the worst part of dating a Disney adult has to be you have to go to DISNEY WORLD EWW” Bro thats the least worst part. What do y’all got against theme parks & rollycoasters. Do you really just hate fun

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

Like damn ok Jim morrison you put your entire body weight into this one!!

Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2d

Listening to the bands that auto play after a Beatles song

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