Two Phones Haver
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One for the bluesky and one for the load!!
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I'm sorry Mrs Jackson Im watching reels Never meant to make your daughter cry Key and Peele are very funny guys
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I'm sorry Mrs Jackson Im watching reels Never meant to make your daughter cry Key and Peele are very funny guys
one guy told me he personally switched to grizzly pouches cuz they're cheaper than the zyn now
Excellent work WA state you are so good at incentivizing healthy decisions
Excellent work WA state you are so good at incentivizing healthy decisions
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
one guy told me he personally switched to grizzly pouches cuz they're cheaper than the zyn now
Excellent work WA state you are so good at incentivizing healthy decisions
Excellent work WA state you are so good at incentivizing healthy decisions
Yes I'd like the Real Hunan Beef ... And a Real Egg Roll. Thanks
Who else remembers Chinese food in College raise ya hand
Who else remembers Chinese food in College raise ya hand
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Yes I'd like the Real Hunan Beef ... And a Real Egg Roll. Thanks
Who else remembers Chinese food in College raise ya hand
Who else remembers Chinese food in College raise ya hand
Drive soundtrack got me like Asher Roth the way I love College
January 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Drive soundtrack got me like Asher Roth the way I love College
Looking at it again I think it is not actually ai just really shit. Sorry Mr brut
Carpenter brut using ai visuals like bsffr man u are not so talented as to get away w that
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Looking at it again I think it is not actually ai just really shit. Sorry Mr brut
this completely innocuous comment summoning the blue horde is frying me man why'd they get so defensive
my Bluesky feed is full of shitty Democrat caricatures of Donald Trump enough to where i’ve noticed they all draw him the same and also for some reason draw his tie infathomably long
January 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
this completely innocuous comment summoning the blue horde is frying me man why'd they get so defensive
Carpenter brut using ai visuals like bsffr man u are not so talented as to get away w that
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Carpenter brut using ai visuals like bsffr man u are not so talented as to get away w that
Oh wait I forgot about PUMA never mind I'm not surprised anymore
Maybe it's not very dirtbag leftist of me to say this but I'm kind of surprised no one was prosecuted for birtherism. Imagine if Obama sent his ass to prison in 09 lmao
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Oh wait I forgot about PUMA never mind I'm not surprised anymore
sworm military is frying me bruh expects the Zerg to step up 😭😂
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
sworm military is frying me bruh expects the Zerg to step up 😭😂
Just seen someone go "the conditions for fascism did not exist in this country before trump spawned in 2015. all reasonable people agree on this" lololol
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Just seen someone go "the conditions for fascism did not exist in this country before trump spawned in 2015. all reasonable people agree on this" lololol
gay Elton John be like goodbye suck a dick road
January 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
gay Elton John be like goodbye suck a dick road
my gangs battle cry we yell as we enter or exit combat
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
my gangs battle cry we yell as we enter or exit combat
this guy just tweets links to songs and gpt posts and calls himself a Bluesky DJ. I fear he's right to do so
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
this guy just tweets links to songs and gpt posts and calls himself a Bluesky DJ. I fear he's right to do so
Adventure time
C'mon get ur mans
His dick look like sum
Squidward hands
C'mon get ur mans
His dick look like sum
Squidward hands
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Adventure time
C'mon get ur mans
His dick look like sum
Squidward hands
C'mon get ur mans
His dick look like sum
Squidward hands
crazy to think idris elba was phenomenal in the while and then never appeared in any other tv shows or movies at all. Not a one.
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
crazy to think idris elba was phenomenal in the while and then never appeared in any other tv shows or movies at all. Not a one.
It's probably fine that to build a better world we need to begin to contemplate drafting a plan to eliminate .005% of suffering but if instead you're motivated by spite and hatred there are multiple avenues of expediency to consider
![From the article where the lady joined ICE. Quote from an ice agent: "I like that instant gratification of [racial profiling]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:omcxjuuwxp6dugmui54htprj/bafkreiclq4l62j66j74fq3pogan4hr57wmavdtk3i2ut336jh6whtgf6su@jpeg)
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It's probably fine that to build a better world we need to begin to contemplate drafting a plan to eliminate .005% of suffering but if instead you're motivated by spite and hatred there are multiple avenues of expediency to consider
Er yeah I think I'm going to "hy tale" it out of here and fine some decent video games!!! Ohh my god
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Er yeah I think I'm going to "hy tale" it out of here and fine some decent video games!!! Ohh my god
Like whenever there's a long weepy thread about how important McDonald's is to this user all I can think about is how Posting About McDonald's is the actual breaking point
I care way less about people breaking boycotts than I do about people whining that they have no choice but to break a boycott. You could just be quiet man
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Like whenever there's a long weepy thread about how important McDonald's is to this user all I can think about is how Posting About McDonald's is the actual breaking point
I care way less about people breaking boycotts than I do about people whining that they have no choice but to break a boycott. You could just be quiet man
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I care way less about people breaking boycotts than I do about people whining that they have no choice but to break a boycott. You could just be quiet man
Reposted by Two Phones Haver
One of the wonders of our digital age is that we are witnesses to and often made complicit in the rapid mental deterioration of people we’re unable to help or even interact with in a meaningful way. And I hope im not just a meme page, but that man to you
there’s a guy on instagram who always seems to be lying on the floor when he’s recording & is pushing a few objects around while mumbling something incoherent abt Lebron James Hairline & he seems to be profoundly unwell & he’s my favorite man alive right now
May 4, 2024 at 4:59 AM
One of the wonders of our digital age is that we are witnesses to and often made complicit in the rapid mental deterioration of people we’re unable to help or even interact with in a meaningful way. And I hope im not just a meme page, but that man to you
Hit Google with a topic so abstruse they said Fuck it Give him Lou Costello
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Hit Google with a topic so abstruse they said Fuck it Give him Lou Costello
Fellas I need answers
January 10, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Fellas I need answers
HEARTBREAKING: Kindest Person You've Spoken To All Week Wants You To Go To Church With Them
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
HEARTBREAKING: Kindest Person You've Spoken To All Week Wants You To Go To Church With Them
he said some shit the other day when I was like Yeah I drfw true crime & he said "of course ur a man so u don't have to study this stuff" I was like Huh. Interesting thing to say
failson tboy coworker is on some weird feminist YouTube, brought up Reiner to be like “lol maybe now that FATHERS are dying in family annihilation incidents men will actually DO something”
like yeah bro my thoughts exactly
like yeah bro my thoughts exactly
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
he said some shit the other day when I was like Yeah I drfw true crime & he said "of course ur a man so u don't have to study this stuff" I was like Huh. Interesting thing to say