Two Phones Haver
@ocbf.bsky.social
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He wouldn’t fucking say tha- oh
ocbf.bsky.social
can’t even get my lolz off anymore when it’s just “she made a joke I didn’t understand”
ocbf.bsky.social
I suspect you’re not wrong about that
ocbf.bsky.social
Often transphobic too which really feels like shooting themselves in the, uh, foot. Should be an easy dunk but they can’t do it!
ocbf.bsky.social
I think it probably goes back to your first point, that the majority of people for whom this is an important cause are just so odious that it poisons the well for everybody. I do agree that’s a problem
ocbf.bsky.social
Like I think the impact to drakes career was severely overstated. Mostly ppl who didn’t like him already got new vocabulary to express it & got to take a culture war victory lap
ocbf.bsky.social
Man now that there’s some distance to it I just feel so weird about this entire affair. Can we say now that that was really strange for Kendrick to do all that? Idk i was checked out when it became clear we weren’t going to kill drake
ocbf.bsky.social
I don’t know how to feel about this idk if I agree with this interpretation. I kinda felt like dude was serious abt ts
joshuajfriedman.com
"The reasonable listener of 'Not Like Us' would conclude that Lamar is rapping hyperbolic vituperations."
“Not Like Us” is replete with profanity, trash-talking, threats of violence, and figurative and hyperbolic language, all of which are indicia of opinion. A reasonable listener would not equate a song that contains lyrics such as, “Ain’t no law, boy, you ball boy, fetch Gatorade or somethin’, since 2009 I had this b**** jumpin’,” with accurate factual reporting. Accordingly, the reasonable listener of “Not Like Us” would conclude that Lamar is rapping hyperbolic vituperations.
ocbf.bsky.social
Yeah the left is just too wacky and woke to entertain, let’s basically just become this guy instead
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
ocbf.bsky.social
It’s a narrow demographic but some people will rly be like “I could never support an evil corporation like that with my money and free time. Anyway, time to play Final Fantasy 14 or fallout or whatever”
ocbf.bsky.social
People like “and the worst part of dating a Disney adult has to be you have to go to DISNEY WORLD EWW” Bro thats the least worst part. What do y’all got against theme parks & rollycoasters. Do you really just hate fun
ocbf.bsky.social
Like damn ok Jim morrison you put your entire body weight into this one!!
ocbf.bsky.social
Listening to the bands that auto play after a Beatles song
ocbf.bsky.social
In fairness im now reading the Sontag piece quoted, which I was not aware of before. With that praise out of the way:
ocbf.bsky.social
You also see “turtling” sometimes too, which implies more planning/tactics is going into it, but it describes the same behavior. I like that better because a little turtle peeking out is so evocative, I think
ocbf.bsky.social
Putting everything else aside can we agree that essay was way too long. Dog with a blog needs an editor yfm
ocbf.bsky.social
Yup, in multiplayer shooters ‘camping’ means staying put in 1 spot on the map, which can just be boring to play against or actually unbalanced depending on the game
ocbf.bsky.social
They said it was up in yr neck of the woods 😆 😝
ocbf.bsky.social
You’re making a major mistake to assume anyone sequestered on here has political import but dude there’s SO MANY of these bottom feeders here man it’s crazy
ocbf.bsky.social
flickin me rn to watch dudes who had things their way all last year & LOST turn around to go “I guess our best option is to cede all right to self expression”
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Ceopilled & grannymaxxing
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This is the aesthetic of the future
Kyle wolf
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated