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Two Phones Haver
@ocbf.bsky.social
One for the bluesky and one for the load!!
You can always just buy the shit and feel bad about it by yourself. Now I think about it, you really need to just work through this by yourself
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
@occidentalbronson
January 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I wanted to say that sounds like the mirror image of Fuentes guys who Have to read about race crimes to Be Aware of Happenings but out of an abundance of grace I held my tongue
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I think so. The only counterfeits I've caught so far have been so cheap they felt like printer paper, so I didn't even need to look at them too hard
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The smell of rot that enveloped me when I opened the drawer is going to be with me for a while. I mean that, it stinks in here now
January 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I'm not going anywhere, haul it back to twitter if you miss it so bad
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
You began the lecture by equivocating between this app and the Nazi pedophile website, Professor
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Here's what this post would look like if you were Black or Chinese:
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I talk to people all the time like this using a process known as "cold reading"
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Could you elaborate (and I do mean you) on what you mean by vessels
January 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM