Two Phones Haver
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Steam is very bad for censoring the video game, however, Marvel is very bad for not censoring the comic book. I am media literate
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Steam is very bad for censoring the video game, however, Marvel is very bad for not censoring the comic book. I am media literate
HES STILL ALIVE & SHITTING?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
HES STILL ALIVE & SHITTING?!?!
can we finally admit that rupi kaur actually has some bangers
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
can we finally admit that rupi kaur actually has some bangers
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Banging the cage against the wooden uprights of the mine shaft. Stupid fucking canary. Shut the fuck up you yellow leftist piece of shit. Leave me alone
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Banging the cage against the wooden uprights of the mine shaft. Stupid fucking canary. Shut the fuck up you yellow leftist piece of shit. Leave me alone
If a student at Columbia said this & their skin was just a little too brown their head would have gotten blown off by a sniper immediately
Tucker Carlson describes Israeli PM Netanyahu as Western civilization’s “main enemy.”
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If a student at Columbia said this & their skin was just a little too brown their head would have gotten blown off by a sniper immediately
when I first saw the poster for zootopia 2 it had a horse on it & I said That motherfucker is voiced by Patrick Warburton asf & he actually is. Don’t have any other thoughts on the film
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
when I first saw the poster for zootopia 2 it had a horse on it & I said That motherfucker is voiced by Patrick Warburton asf & he actually is. Don’t have any other thoughts on the film
how do u scroll ur phone all day & ur not even a little bit curious how the algorithm works. It’s cooking ur brain
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
how do u scroll ur phone all day & ur not even a little bit curious how the algorithm works. It’s cooking ur brain
Real asf type shi on a Tuesday 🔥 💯
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Real asf type shi on a Tuesday 🔥 💯
Marissa I’m watching your death why you trying to become the chain of ideas which reaches back all the way to the first story, thats immortal as hell
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Marissa I’m watching your death why you trying to become the chain of ideas which reaches back all the way to the first story, thats immortal as hell
Checking out the new Piss and Shit menu at Wendy’s
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Checking out the new Piss and Shit menu at Wendy’s
BREAKING: A Westminster teen has died after attempting the Two Orange & Colgate Challenge In The Middle.
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
BREAKING: A Westminster teen has died after attempting the Two Orange & Colgate Challenge In The Middle.
Trueeee
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Trueeee
2036: The Last Faggot Alive is chastised for “aura farming” after weakly protesting the bipartisan Kill The Last Faggot Alive Bill
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
2036: The Last Faggot Alive is chastised for “aura farming” after weakly protesting the bipartisan Kill The Last Faggot Alive Bill
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honestly it’s so smart to reduce the practice of using progressive aesthetics to whitewash deeply reactionary politics and even mass murder campaigns down to “unrelated goals“ and then conflate it with clout farming. masterful gambit. this is how you launder an agenda folks. dont get mad take notes
It annoys me when nominal support for LGBT rights is used instrumentally to push for clout or unrelated goals. But I *really* hate it when it’s treated as basically a cringe bourgeois affectation, whether it be the right, left, or center that’s pulling out that old canard.
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
honestly it’s so smart to reduce the practice of using progressive aesthetics to whitewash deeply reactionary politics and even mass murder campaigns down to “unrelated goals“ and then conflate it with clout farming. masterful gambit. this is how you launder an agenda folks. dont get mad take notes
it’s not even the olds anymore people my age will just walk up and say Pump 8. & look me dead in the eye like I know wtf they want
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
it’s not even the olds anymore people my age will just walk up and say Pump 8. & look me dead in the eye like I know wtf they want
pc gamer has completely given up on getting any kind of non-reddit traffic to their site. This headline makes my brain bleed
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
pc gamer has completely given up on getting any kind of non-reddit traffic to their site. This headline makes my brain bleed
all time classic vid
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
all time classic vid
I was led to believe you loved sorcerer on this fucking app will u guys be consistent for once please
Whoa that sounds like an awesome idea for a movie set in a damp forest or jungle
Former federal prosecutor on Lindsey Halligan: "It's putting a 16 year old who just learned how to drive in the driver's seat of a big rig loaded up with explosives." www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I was led to believe you loved sorcerer on this fucking app will u guys be consistent for once please
Whoa that sounds like an awesome idea for a movie set in a damp forest or jungle
Former federal prosecutor on Lindsey Halligan: "It's putting a 16 year old who just learned how to drive in the driver's seat of a big rig loaded up with explosives." www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
DOJ admits not all grand jury members saw the final version of the indictment against James Comey
Comey's lawyers want Judge Michael Nachmanoff to dismiss the case with prejudice, meaning the case cannot be brought for a second time.
www.nbcnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Whoa that sounds like an awesome idea for a movie set in a damp forest or jungle
I love when im changing garbages and the customer goes to hide in their car. I didn’t wanna talk to your ass anyway
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I love when im changing garbages and the customer goes to hide in their car. I didn’t wanna talk to your ass anyway
no that’s actually really impressive
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
no that’s actually really impressive