Two Phones Haver
@ocbf.bsky.social
One for the bluesky and one for the load!!
sworm military is frying me bruh expects the Zerg to step up 😭😂
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
sworm military is frying me bruh expects the Zerg to step up 😭😂
my gangs battle cry we yell as we enter or exit combat
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
my gangs battle cry we yell as we enter or exit combat
this guy just tweets links to songs and gpt posts and calls himself a Bluesky DJ. I fear he's right to do so
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
this guy just tweets links to songs and gpt posts and calls himself a Bluesky DJ. I fear he's right to do so
It's probably fine that to build a better world we need to begin to contemplate drafting a plan to eliminate .005% of suffering but if instead you're motivated by spite and hatred there are multiple avenues of expediency to consider
![From the article where the lady joined ICE. Quote from an ice agent: "I like that instant gratification of [racial profiling]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:omcxjuuwxp6dugmui54htprj/bafkreiclq4l62j66j74fq3pogan4hr57wmavdtk3i2ut336jh6whtgf6su@jpeg)
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It's probably fine that to build a better world we need to begin to contemplate drafting a plan to eliminate .005% of suffering but if instead you're motivated by spite and hatred there are multiple avenues of expediency to consider
Hit Google with a topic so abstruse they said Fuck it Give him Lou Costello
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Hit Google with a topic so abstruse they said Fuck it Give him Lou Costello
Fellas I need answers
January 10, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Fellas I need answers
detects instability
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 AM
detects instability
Lady gets me to pump her gas and then tells me to go to church (pro tip: don't) but I googled the name & this shit came up rofl
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Lady gets me to pump her gas and then tells me to go to church (pro tip: don't) but I googled the name & this shit came up rofl
Steam users suck my dick from the back challenge
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Steam users suck my dick from the back challenge
gamers are crazy man go be with your loved ones bro
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
gamers are crazy man go be with your loved ones bro
Mfs be like “God has a plan”
The plan:
The plan:
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mfs be like “God has a plan”
The plan:
The plan:
I think a lot of peoples first reaction to hearing this would be “Then you shouldn’t be in game dev” and I have to say from my limited experience, that is not a winning message outside of this platform
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think a lot of peoples first reaction to hearing this would be “Then you shouldn’t be in game dev” and I have to say from my limited experience, that is not a winning message outside of this platform
Posted up waiting for Santa like
December 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Posted up waiting for Santa like
Bro I was watching that
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bro I was watching that
Holiday cooking always gets me excited 😊 whos ready for a plate?? Hey hey not all
At once ahaha
At once ahaha
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Holiday cooking always gets me excited 😊 whos ready for a plate?? Hey hey not all
At once ahaha
At once ahaha
Carti voice:
Four possums
Four possums
We took over
We took over
Four possums
Four possums
We took over
We took over
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Carti voice:
Four possums
Four possums
We took over
We took over
Four possums
Four possums
We took over
We took over
Disney paid an actual billion dollars for this
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Disney paid an actual billion dollars for this
Dude get outta there
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Dude get outta there