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Bootstrap’s bootstraps

@offcnterarttog.bsky.social

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artist. weirdo. 🍃🌈. 34. not context, just vibes. yapping into the void. Lumberzacks stan account. she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.

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Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · Nov 9

So I’m just gonna photo dump all the most recent art I’ve done ✌🏻 (probably from recent to least recent so until I decide I’m over it for now 😂😂😂)
All my prints are named after women. Sometimes women I know, sometimes based on the FEEL of the print (🤷🏻‍♀️😂) and sometimes just… I need a name for it 😂

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Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 1d

I really have negative idea how far 300ft is to walk 😂😂😂😂

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 1d

Really suffering through the crossover fic 😂😂😂😂 I haven’t watched what this crossover is with so I’m so confused on all the lore???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 1d

Woke up early and didn’t get to go back to sleep. 🙃😂

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 1d

Round 1 and I kick it back to him. Timer reset.

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 1d

Oh for sure!!!! How did I misread the sleeping in the chair and then going upstairs to go back to bed right as your coffee is ready as anything other than “waking up”???? I’m so silly sometimes it was SUCH a CLEAR MESSAGE

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 1d

The worst moments are when you lose your high husband upstairs and he’s left his phone downstairs with you 😭😂

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 2d

53 HOURS LATER and in the end I STILL had to say something to spark it.

But it was so big of a problem it warranted as sassy text to me????

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 2d

And then telling him the plans are getting violently high and watching Hocus Pocus… my kind of joy 😂😂😂

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 2d

Coming home from work and asking my husband if he remembers that we have Very Important Halloween Plans tonight and waiting just long enough for his eyes to show the panic of Of Course not remembering and also really not wanting to go anywhere…

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 3d

I gotta remember that I’m just the friend when her other friends are not doing what she wants.

So I’m now gonna be a friend that caters to just what I want and not give a fuck anymore cause I’m too old for this.

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 3d

Me: why do I feel like I don’t like her????
*she’s a bitch the whole season*
Me: oh yeah. Cause she’s like this.

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J.R. Blackwell @jrblackwell.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck, marry, kill? Darling, why choose?

a woman in a black dress is holding a red rose in her hands

Alt: Morticia Addams, a woman in a black dress is holding a red rose in her hands and clips off the bloom.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 3d

This is how.
Every Dem, please, this is how.
EVERYONE in the media, please!!

KNinja @khrisnin.bsky.social · 3d

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

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Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 3d

24 hours later and I can officially be a bitch now 🙃😂😂😂

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 3d

Ughhh I miss this 😭 😂😂😂

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 4d

Ughhhh I need to find supporting documents for my costume tomorrow since no one knew me in high school 😂😂😂😂😂

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Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 4d

LOL I can’t say I’m surprised but I need to just not say anything. I know it’s not (just) me 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 4d

I did my part. I’ll circle back around 9 when I get home again to see if I can easily kick it back to him because the hold up has never been me 🙃

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 5d

No no it’s fine. I need help for my tasks but I don’t want to put more on your plate so I suffer in silence but o offered help and now I’m the worst for not helping????

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 5d

Soooo I take over a task for you because it is too much for you but I don’t do the task once and you’re incapable??? You’re capable of complaining to me even though you didn’t do your half in time but.

Ok.

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 5d

Back to back my fyp showed me a song about being in love with a 🥣 k*ller and then a song about a straight man falling in love with a lesbian. So. Funny spoopy and gay. Guess that’s meeeee 😂😂😂

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 5d

17 chapter COMPLETE fic that ends on a cliff hanger???? Girl wtf??? 😭😂

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 10d

Why don’t you like it?

Because it’s trash

a man wearing a hat and an orange shirt says " get her jade "

Alt: a man wearing a hat and an orange shirt (Coco Montrese in a RPDR confessional) saying " get her jade "

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Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 10d

CONTEXT CLUES ARE THERE IN THE TEXT WHY ARE YOU BEING AN IDIOT

Bootstrap’s bootstraps @offcnterarttog.bsky.social · 10d

Can confirm 60lbs is the heaviest I can carry on my own. Safety policy calls for 2 people for anything over 50lbs but I wasn’t waiting for a man to help me 😂😂😂