Lauren
@oglauren.bsky.social
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Judgemental as fuck. But also sleepy. I have lots of ideas. I should be writing right now, but reading feels more productive.
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oglauren.bsky.social
Speaking of enjoying to learn and taking initiative: If you wanna read the books #they are taking out of print, check out the Digital Public Library of America. #BookBurning #BannedBooks

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Digital Public Library of America
The Digital Public Library of America brings together the riches of America’s libraries, archives, and museums, and makes them freely available to the world.
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oglauren.bsky.social
DMVs are streamlined now. It is all kiosk. I went to renew my license last time by the Bronx zoo and was out in like fifteen minutes
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lagroovekagejo.bsky.social
If she likes kisses all the time anytime especially all over her face, she’s spoiled af. That’s just the law. 🤷🏿‍♂️
oglauren.bsky.social
OooOOoh This looks super interesting
oglauren.bsky.social
Even if I wasn't morally opposed to it, the amount of paperwork that you have to do when you disclose to HR that you are dating someone in the company is ridiculous (corp Amer). And then you have to have meetings about ✨️everything✨️. They also say it doesn't interfere with your career, but it does.
oglauren.bsky.social
Hell no.

I have so many stories about people who dated at work, and people who broke up and how it destroyed their entire reputation. And some people got married. And SO many people were having sex in offices. And people were having affairs in the office...

No.
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mjfinesselover.bsky.social
1995 — D’Angelo, Brown Sugar
1996 — Maxwell, Urban Hang Suite
1997 — Erykah Badu, Baduizm
1998 — Lauryn Hill, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

Four years. Four timeless albums.
Neo Soul wasn’t just a genre — it was a revolution
oglauren.bsky.social
Literally laughed in my second response to you, but congrats for not paying attention and jumping ship with a non-excuse?
oglauren.bsky.social
This is what they do so often though. And it's not just elected officials, it's dems in general. When you start calling them out and telling them they're not being progressive enough or they're being hypocrites, they jump right to the false equivalence and appeal to perfection fallacies.
oglauren.bsky.social
I take it back. I am not interested in the answers anymore.
oglauren.bsky.social
I'm scared to ask is, but is that a real thing?? Do they put a rod in your peen like they did for that guy with his legs?? 😵‍💫🤮
oglauren.bsky.social
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
oglauren.bsky.social
No 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
oglauren.bsky.social
Because I'm capable of remaining on topic. If you want to talk about happiness, go start your own thread.
oglauren.bsky.social
😂🤣😂 He had to have known & was going for confirmation because you change all through school to go to gym. He went swimming at or to sleep away camp. He had to have seen somebody's penis. Even if it was just two or four people, the fact that his was so much smaller. Like, come on
oglauren.bsky.social
I'm interested in the answers, but that entire thread is fantastic and full of important information, like short man syndrome. It is so important that he listen to everyone in the thread and get the help that he needs. To speak to a professional. Also sex toys exist. Personality matters more.
oglauren.bsky.social
I kept meaning to watch the show and then never did. I need to check it out
oglauren.bsky.social
I'd have to look for it, but there is some data that shows that when Black people gained civil rights, white people went out and adopted a bunch of dogs to cope. It is fascinating. Right up there with TV dinners literally being slave in a box (that one's a book)
oglauren.bsky.social
I'm not lacking in cheer

Congratulations on adopting a dog that you're going to give cancer as most of the food that you buy at the store has a ton of carcinogens in it. There are studies about that too

We can also talk about how whites prefer animals to humans out of a need to control things...
oglauren.bsky.social
It's funny when people say they aren't wearing a mask because "it doesn't fit their face". They don't fit your face because you don't take common health care measures. It fits the faces of people who do 🙃

We have to scour stores for glasses, despite inventing them, because they don't fit our faces
a man with glasses is talking to a woman and the words comprehende are visible
ALT: a man with glasses is talking to a woman and the words comprehende are visible
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thesassysavant.bsky.social
Sucks that I wasn't around for Wattstax in the 70s
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Is there a music moment you wish you hadn’t missed out on? For example: I wish I hadn’t missed Kurt Cobain/Nirvana and Radiohead.