Chris Ruiz
@okchrisruiz.bsky.social
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I'm all in on Bluesky, so welcome!

This account will consist of pro wrestling 🤼‍♂️, lots of art (especially animation/stuff from favorite cartoons), family fun, Pepperoni 🐶, Bob 🐈‍⬛️, dad jokes, occasional pop culture commentary, and other miscellaneous musings.

Do what you can.
Kindness is free.
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I don't get all the hubbub. Bad Bunny is bilingual. Trump isn't even unilingual.
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Bad Bunny speaks better English than Kid Rock.

bawitaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy.
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Protein after being added to things unnecessarily:
meme of a woman saying "Now why am I in it?"
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If bad armchair booking damaged the ozone layer, we'd be extinct and Earth would look like that French fry you've been air frying for months. Pluto would be all, "Who's not a planet now, bitch?"
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At this point, I really have to like you to not unfriend you for posting generative AI images or videos. In that case, I'll just groan and keep it moving, but if we don't know each other, I'm gonna cut you loose without a second thought.
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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It doesn't matter what your plans were. It doesn't matter if you're not ready, or your relationship isn't healthy. You made an adult decision, so figure it out like an adult. Take responsibility. Be thankful for the gift. 2/2
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"He Say She Say" by Lupe Fiasco is such a good song about a tragic issue that I will never be able to wrap my head around; absentee fathers. Creating life and abandoning or even neglecting them is such an abhorrently selfish thing to do. 1/2
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"Yay! Go team, go! Go! Go, my favorite sports team, go! Yay! They scored a goal unit basket! Go squadron, do good! Beat the...opponents...soundly...in the skirmish!" - Brian Regan
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Those frogs are the heroes Portland deserves 𝘢𝘯𝘥 the ones it needs right now.
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Nyla Rose is too talented and hilarious not to be on television.
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I love when people say "best/worst _____ ever" when they don't know anything about 90% of that thing. If your frame of reference is a keyhole, maybe don't make cosmic declarations.
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culturecrave.co
Drake’s lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us" has been dismissed

"The Court concludes that the allegedly defamatory statements in ‘Not Like Us’ are nonactionable opinion, the motion to dismiss is granted”

They also noted that the song had a ‘catchy beat and propulsive baseline’
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weratedogs.com
This is Twilight Sparkle. She was born with a bump on her head made of soft tissue instead of bone. It's led to a buildup of fluid in her brain and seizures. While there's no cure, it can be managed with lifelong medication and bloodwork. You can help her below ❤️‍🩹

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a tan puppy sits on a gray surface and looks at the camera. she has a bump in the middle of her forehead with a tuft of lighter colored fur, and her eyes are wideset. she's a magical unicorn. a side profile of the Twilight Sparkle the unicorn puppy. the bump on her noggin is pronounced from this angle. an x-ray of the same side profile. it appears that her skull protrudes on her forehead, and there is some extra tissue present as well.
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Fans who automatically assume a jacked wrestler is on steroids are just outing themselves as incapable of comprehending discipline.
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PAC in a long-leg singlet is more ungovernable than the entirety of La Faccion Ingobernable. Absolutely diabolical.
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Oh snap, so what's the situation for you right now? Some kind of temporary status?
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If you don't mind me asking, how long did you have to wait?
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It should be alarming to everyone how badly this administration wants to pit us against each other.
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Whoa, you did the U.S. to Canada jump? How's it been overall?
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It's depressing how much more the rest of the world values the presence, preservation, and expansion of nature in their cities than the U.S. does.
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fugitiverabbit.com
My therapist has to remind me constantly that just because I'm anxious something may happen doesn't necessarily mean it will.

#art
Artwork showing a frazzled looking possum holding onto an orb/crystal ball with the text " you are not predicting the future. You have anxiety!"
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This is my dance about how much transphobes suck
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coreyatad.com
can’t believe the guy funding the war managed to end the war. how’d he do it? what’s his secret?