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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 1h

I’ll make you a burger wearing it.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 1h

Where’s angry Mark Prior?

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 3h

Blue Jays apron, what

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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 3h

That World Series intro by Topps has my number. I got a couple packs to crack with the Boy and I even have the Vlad Guerrero, which incidentally is the most modern card I have in a slab.

Ripped pack of 2025 series 2 Topps in front of lead-off hitter, Shohei Ohtani, in Game 1 of the 2025 World Series.

A graded Vlad Guerrero rookie card in front of Vlad Guerrero readying himself to bat in Game 1 of the 2025 World Series.

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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 7h

Couldn’t tell if that was a drive-thru bag flattened, its contents squished or a squirrel. The first one was take-out. The second had a tail-out.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 8h

There ya go. All year long I’ve been thinking about heading down the street for a quick session to remind me it’s okay to punch Nazis

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 8h

Although during WW2, the paperclip became a low-key way to show resistance to Nazis

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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 8h

Why not bomb the Sackler family, if that’s the m.o. now?

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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 8h

Anybody burning ICE effigies for Halloween?

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 8h

We may have thought that about tobacco, once.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 8h

There’s probably a Russian oligarch or a Saudi prince behind the 130 m added to the federal coffers, but the Felon could’ve looked a teensy turd less like a piece of shit had he only skimmed that 130m from the Billions his crooked-ass family has grifted out of America.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 10h

Was wondering, if “we’re” bombing drug cartels and so forth, did anybody drop a bomb on the Sackler family yet?

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 11h

The Toronto Blue Jays are America’s team.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 16h

Man, had to come back to work to catch-up on my podcasts

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 1d

The demo would’ve been cool if he was sitting inside when it happened.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 1d

Kill the Electoral College charade

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 2d

Might break out the ol dvd of “Killing Zoe” (1994)

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 2d

Now spinnin: ‘Michael’, Killer Mike

Album cover of “Michael”, featuring a sweet (editor’s bias) grade school photograph of the artist, Killer Mike.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 2d

For the curious:
Where the storms that we feel in this cold world should cease/and our hearts like thy waters enmingle in peace

(Least that’s what I heard on a 1940 recording of John McCormack)

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 2d

How fucking nuts is it, that i can sit here, 2025, not get an allusion in Ulysses, punch the fucking thing into a pocket computer, click a link to a video of an Irish folk song and be moved by the end of 2:22. James Joyce couldn’t imagine.

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Chicago 21222 @chicago21222.bsky.social · 2d

This is what I need to start the day- his energy. 🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵❤️

WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 3d

Wow yesssss this is the way….ICE Nazis were about to kidnap some brown folk in Wheeling, IL until a hero emerged and they ran away like the masked cowards that they all are

"I'll Venmo you some cash you broke bitch!"

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 2d

7am lecture to the Boy about baseball “the worst thing about MLB is that the Yankees have the most championships, followed by the St. Louis Cardinals.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 2d

I just perfectly cracked an egg, single hand, one strike on the rim of the mug, lifted with the shell still together, yolk dropped, tho nary a drop on my fingers.

The little things.

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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 2d

Waking up on a random day in October 2025 in America means hearing news about how Americans will go hungry in a week if funding isn’t secured, while an asshole who complains about walking up a flight of stairs builds a 250m ballroom.

oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 3d

If I was the next Prez, I’d turn the ballroom into a homeless shelter.

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