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oldandslow.bsky.social
@oldandslow.bsky.social
Well-meaning grouch.
Seven minutes off from being “exactly” two years old. Waldport, Oregon
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Reminded that airports scan individuals’ walk for identification purposes (and if we know that what DON’T we know) I’ve always considered throwing a couple peoples in my shoes before coursing through an aeroport to fuck w their data
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Oh my Goodness- that was two years ago
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
My photos remind me I was in Waldport, Oregon a year ago and, man, that was a real nice week.
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 PM
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The prospect of a long weekend without the lovely Wife or the charming Boy is akin to a school kid confronting the unknowable expanse of summer, imagining great and complex adventures and treasures, to then blink into September and remember only ice cream, sunsets, and baseball.
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Doodly doodly doodly doo
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Chicago Cultural Center? Cool space, good acoustics, mosaics!
February 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
It would be very funny if the next president Eminent Domains his stupid golf courses. I’m sure an excavation will find figurative and literal skeletons.
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I’m a nerd. Nerds like coins. Here’s a 1918 half dollar with a clean-shaven Abe Lincoln.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Splendiferous palette to the start of the day
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Batter, up!
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
“Showgirls” made more money opening weekend than “Melanoma”
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
With this chowderhead, more like “Bored of Peace”
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I guess I’m ignoring the parameters of the assignment, but if you wanna stream some PBS, I find “Pati’s Mexican Table” and “New Orleans Cooking with Kevin Belton” enjoyable.
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Reposted
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Gotta be. I remember going to the theater to check it out.
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
“Let the Right One In” (2008)
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
You gotta have somewheres to launder all that dirty money
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
So glad to see the same assholes in the Epstein Files can benefit from the rigged game in the stock market.
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Reposted
February 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I believe I saw a document last week that has Sammy Sosa on The List, and I ain’t talking about Balco.
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Let us, you and I, start a fund for the first reporters to address the Felon as Demented Don. I got a 5$ on it.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Gotta go. These thing’s don’t often happen, and in a time when we need things to celebrate, it would be a memory for a lifetime (says the guy who barely caught the tail end of the Cubs 2016 parade)
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Smacks of desperation.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM