They have some other artistic touches on the plaza, but it’ll never be as iconic as the skewered cars.

We used to be a real country.

If I were in charge of indiscriminate bombings, I’d target the manufacturers of erectile dysfunction pills. Then all those old creeps would never get laid again and, arguably, the world would be a better place.

“If you weren’t hit with spit, you must acquit”

And now Alaska Airlines is playing Christmas music as we are stuck. I hope Alaska Airlines goes bankrupt.

62 minutes to get to the gate and made worse by people excited at snow. That’s like 2/7ths of the total flight time. O’Hare is terrible.

This trip has soured me on Alaska Airlines

Landed but have spent 45 fucking minutes on the tarmac