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@onefourfiveone.bsky.social

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frolicsome | easy | good-tempered | free I have a doctorate, and I’m not afraid to use it. “If it’s real, don’t let them ruin it.”

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*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 34m

Saying Taylor Swift is your English teacher is why literacy rates look the way they do now.

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Hearty soup/stew in in bread bowls.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18h

a woman is sitting on a couch laughing with her mouth wide open .

ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch laughing with her mouth wide open .

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*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18h

and i'll give you that! but eating a kiwi like an apple is...unique behaviour.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18h

DOLLBABY. there is nothing about kiwi skin that says "eat this".

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18h

THIS is why people say you look like you eat unpeeled mangoes and kiwis, you know.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18h

i have read this no less than four times and i do not understand what he is trying to say.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18h

Mal, baby....no?

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 20h

That’s a lot of copies of a shitty album

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 23h

‘The Life of a Showgirl’ by Taylor Swift is projected to debut at #1 in the US with 4.005 million units, @hitsdd.bsky.social reports.

It’s the biggest debut of all time.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 20h

Because everybody wants you and nobody can have you?

That’s you today, fren.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 1d

So close, that’s glacé!

A duvet is the best singer, rapper, and general bad bitch to ever live that also happens to be married to Jay-Z.

cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 1d

babes, that's ballet.

a duvet is a form of crystallized sugar, a glaze.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 1d

Mal, you're thinking of JC Chasez.

A duvet is a form of dance that emphasizes pointed toes and has women in tutus.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 1d

Mal, you're thinking of JC Chasez.

A duvet is a form of dance that emphasizes pointed toes and has women in tutus.

malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 1d

you're thinking sorbet

a duvet is the second lead vocalist in N Sync. Picture it: timbs, baggy jeans, thug appeal.

FREE @ LAST @rightmind215.bsky.social · 1d

No; that’s a chalet.

A duvet is a delicious frozen dessert made from fruit and occasionally used as a palate cleanser between courses of a meal.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 1d

Why does he have that must— never mind I don’t want to know.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 1d

Call the royal locksmith!

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 1d

What, and I do mean this without comedy, the actual fuck?

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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Me when people start talking loud at the club:

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2d

I wish I could enjoy life this freely.

Lv.40 Papito (🥳 11/4) @papito208.blacksky.app · 2d

Coffee running through you like

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2d

A gay hotep in an interracial marriage is…

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2d

"let's fucking gooooo" is just "yassss bitch" for straight guys.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2d

Why can I not find a beach towel for purchase in a resort town?

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2d

Deep (un)cut right there.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2d

They’ll never make me hate her.

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2d

Kamina. Now why would you say this?

*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2d

I know they beat Freida’s ASS.

JoeMyGod @joemygod.bsky.social · 2d

Dolly Parton Reassures Fans: "I Ain't Dead Yet!" [Video] - Joe.My.God.

Yahoo Entertainment reports: Dolly Parton has a message for fans in the wake of her sister Freida Parton’s worrying message: She ain’t dead yet! The country singer shared an Instagram video on Wednesd...

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