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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets)

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Irein Annatto #ireinlore Ameliance's weirdass little sister Swearing Mammets Girl #100fuckingmammets erenwol-pilled #gleenershits ngl.link/onlymammets #gleeneranswers for ngl gposes pfp by @nindianda.bsky.social

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · Apr 14

As with all things, it starts with an argument.

#gpose #gposers #gposecomic #ffxivscreenshots #erenville #erenwol #ireinlore #gleenershits

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malon @minicactpot.bsky.social · 10h

yeah so the reason alphinaud (and alisaie) haven’t gotten their growth spurts yet is because of the face i’m keeping the designs hostage in my computer 🫶🏻

a fanon version alphinaud post growth spurt. he is wearing a blue vest with a crisp white shirt with a darker blue frilled and puffed neck tie. he is adjusting the tie while smiling off into the distance, his long white hair flipped over his shoulder in a neat braid

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 7h

YEAAAAAAAAAH

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 9h

Feel better dude!

Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 9h

Have a shot of Irein's butt being used as a pillow.

Clearly, the best use of a butt.

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Manda @mandapanda0303.bsky.social · 9h

I really like this outfit on her 😍 (I'm procrastinating writing. Send help)

Amaya in a strapless white top, a denim overall dress, fishnet knee socks, and white sneakers with black socks. She is laying on her back on a stone wall in Sharlayan with the big fountain statue in the background. She has her knees bent with one leg kicked up and her hands up by her head. She is looking over at the camera and her back is arched.

Another shot of Amaya, only she's sitting with one knee up with her right arm draped over that knee.

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 9h

AYYYYY but that's fucking traaaaagic dude!

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Shisui Glam Enjoyer | @ Dawntrail 7.3 @st4rd1ver.bsky.social · 12h

Only day to share this

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 12h

honestly, lrp because I love telling the story of how my mom killed our roomba by giving it a bath.

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 12h

so IRL my mom named her roomba Sweepy. When Sweepy had a dog poop-related incident, she thought he needed a bath.

She named the next roomba Sweepy II.

When Sweepy II died of old age, we upgraded to a fancy roomba. He was christened Sweepington.

So I'mma go with Sweepington LMAO.

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 12h

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 13h

Everyone draws lots on who gets to replace the toner cartridge because it takes the LEAST amount of work to do outside of their offices.

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 13h

"We know IT has two names under their team on the JIRA link...but we only ever see one person. I think the one with the Roomba PFP is a bot."

Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 13h

You know for a FACT Irein would, because she's got that stutter and doesn't want to have to actually talk to people.

Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 13h

shaking your hand in IT work haha.

Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 13h

LOL I didn't notice if it helps!

Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 13h

One day, she comes out of her office, on an incredibly hot day in summer. She's not wearing her hoodie, that would be insane. But she does have this on:

When the kid is born, her PFP changes to a baby with a knife taped to it.

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 13h

She never leaves her office, save when someone ACTUALLY borks their PC. Always wears a huge, oversized sweater, hood up to hide the fact that she's wearing headphones and IS ignoring everyone.

Most of the office thinks she doesn't actually exist and some AI delivers canned responses in her place. 🔽

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Noah Nonsense (Only Mammets) @onlymammets.etheirys.social · 13h

Hmm...office AU.

Irein would definitely work in IT. Forever frustrated that no one in the office can grasp the concept of "You can't access your files or any databases because you didn't log into the VPN."

Most people only see her as her Slack PFP, which is a Roomba with a knife taped to it. 🔽