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Ophiderom

@ophiderom.bsky.social

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🔞Ophi | he/they/it | 23 | Sheep🔞 pfp by Jintally Place for kink thoughts (so 18+). Age in bio greatly appreciated. Mastodon: transfur.social/@ophiderom Sona Art: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ophiderom/

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1h

Wielding a TF hoop like a shield because even though it blocks basically nothing, anything that passes through it won't be capable of damaging you anymore. Works on unarmed attacks, weapons, fire breath and most spells. Shield bashes are startlingly effective.

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 4h

The glass caves and trees were me, the TF clay rivers were me, the roaming contagious livestock were me, every debuff having a bug that can inflict it via sting was me. Try undoing them with nature magic and you'll just make more.

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah, I ate and killed the original god of nature a while ago, sorry. I still emulate a lot of their acts like destroying equipment and magic, returning civilisations to the soil or turning people into animals but I also redecide what is natural.

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 5h

Mmmm very wise, perhaps the better option.

Sometimes it feels like you're my royal advisor whispering into my ear.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 5h

Some people who find someone astral projecting like to etch wards against possession around them to prevent them from recalling their soul and leave them as an ever-warm fucktoy. I just rest a TF ring in their mouth to turn their returning soul into a shower of slop.

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 8h

If an item left on the altar to the gods isn't a suitable offering to any of them, it will create a new deity to match it. That's why leaving your chastity cage on the "fancy table" you found led to a divine being dedicated entirely to never letting you cum or take a step outside of bondage gear.

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Great news! You can be me too.

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly! They can cum hands-free after they've licked my hooves a little.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Well yeah, I'm busy uploading days of sheepsex to their brain. Also, my eyes *are* pretty.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Very rude how, whenever I try to admire someone's eyes, they begin smiling blankly as those eyes become copies of my own. And then they have the nerve to cum hands-free in their underwear to the thought of fucking me when they haven't even taken me on a date yet!

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Divine shape.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

It makes sense that dungeons have nature powers, their areas of influence keep a lot of land wild and unclaimed through fear, free to use but not to ruin.

Okay, yes, the plants will try to fuck and/or eat you and there are kinky monsters instead of animals but maybe that's what real nature is like.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 2d

Even if you don't cooperate with other villains, you should be poised to take advantage of their work. Sometimes I style swirly patterns into my wool in case it'll passively hypnotise a hero conditioned to drop for spirals by someone else.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 2d

Successfully corrupting your enemy into being totally pathetic before you even had to fight them. Unfortunately, they proactively conditioned you to be really horny and subby for pathetic villains so you end up their toy regardless.

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 2d

It's a common exploit to never finish the quest Ophi gives out to turn influential NPCs into sheep so you can keep the wand of polymorph. The risk is that you don't know how many charges it holds and it will misfire when empty.

...also that Ophi will add you to the list of quest targets.

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