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James Harvey

@ourenglishdead.bsky.social

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James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 10h

Well done on World Cup qualification, England. Now can we please boycott the bastard thing.

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James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 13h

I'm only living in a box until there's room in your heart. #80s

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 19h

Speaking as the global head of Antifa, I must say I'm terrified of Trump's goons coming to arrest me. Terrified.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully, "Rooftop snipers aim here."

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 2d

Turns out her name wasn't Sarah.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 2d

Digital Cyrano de Bergerac.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 3d

Guanout of my mind = Batshit crazy

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 3d

...although a puffin is great for a tobacco mat.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 3d

Too late but "Paint me a teal, and make it straight"

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 4d

Off to see my all-time favourite band tonight for gig #654, The Wedding Present in Manchester. My 98th time seeing them.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 4d

Yes, you can't rule that out.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 4d

The Nobel Board could easily string him along for a few years. "Yeah Donald, you missed the cut off this year, but next year's yours." Then next year "Close but you can't deploy the military against your citizens" then "You nearly had it but for bombing fishing boats." Have some fun with him.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 10d

Sure, he's given away a lot of free kicks and picked up a lot of yellow cards, but I don't regret signing Leighton Clumsy.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 11d

I do not have the necessary paperwork to live in the US. Come and get me, dickheads.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 12d

Special offer on explicit lyrics stickered product in my local record shop: Buy one, get one for fuck all.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 13d

Hordes

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 14d

I just want to ask individual police officers where their line in the sand is. What will it take before you say "No, I'm not doing that."?

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 15d

Homer Simpson: "Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said "Who's that guy?"?"

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 16d

Plenty will fall for this. Remember there were millions who were convinced they were going to ascend to heaven last week.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 18d

Move it out of the unsafe country.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 18d

I'm British, and can confirm that neard is not a word.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 19d

I can find my way home
From Sierra Leone
But I'm lost without an inside pocket

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 22d

To everyone who thinks they're getting raptured shortly: No you are not.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 24d

That wouldn't be journalism, that would be PR.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 28d

Not a great deal of similarity, but there are elements of The Dandy Warhols' Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth.