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James Harvey

@ourenglishdead.bsky.social

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James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 1h

Turns out her name wasn't Sarah.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 1h

Digital Cyrano de Bergerac.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 23h

Guanout of my mind = Batshit crazy

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 1d

...although a puffin is great for a tobacco mat.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 1d

Too late but "Paint me a teal, and make it straight"

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 1d

Off to see my all-time favourite band tonight for gig #654, The Wedding Present in Manchester. My 98th time seeing them.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, you can't rule that out.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 2d

The Nobel Board could easily string him along for a few years. "Yeah Donald, you missed the cut off this year, but next year's yours." Then next year "Close but you can't deploy the military against your citizens" then "You nearly had it but for bombing fishing boats." Have some fun with him.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 7d

Sure, he's given away a lot of free kicks and picked up a lot of yellow cards, but I don't regret signing Leighton Clumsy.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 8d

I do not have the necessary paperwork to live in the US. Come and get me, dickheads.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 9d

Special offer on explicit lyrics stickered product in my local record shop: Buy one, get one for fuck all.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 11d

Hordes

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 12d

I just want to ask individual police officers where their line in the sand is. What will it take before you say "No, I'm not doing that."?

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 13d

Homer Simpson: "Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said "Who's that guy?"?"

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 13d

Plenty will fall for this. Remember there were millions who were convinced they were going to ascend to heaven last week.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 16d

Move it out of the unsafe country.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 16d

I'm British, and can confirm that neard is not a word.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 16d

I can find my way home
From Sierra Leone
But I'm lost without an inside pocket

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 20d

To everyone who thinks they're getting raptured shortly: No you are not.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 21d

That wouldn't be journalism, that would be PR.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 26d

Not a great deal of similarity, but there are elements of The Dandy Warhols' Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · 26d

Saw my first two examples of flag-nonce activity; a George Cross and a Union Flag on two bridges near my house. They'd both been taken down by the time I went back with my cable tie cutters.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · Sep 11

That's a bloody brilliant idea!

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · Sep 10

Another good reason, as if another were needed, to move the World Cup and the Olympics. FIFA and the IOC, do it now before it's too late.

James Harvey @ourenglishdead.bsky.social · Sep 10

They definitely should, but they definitely won't.