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James Parker
@panoparker.bsky.social
660 followers 210 following 440 posts
Creative director and comedy writer. Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 2d
Guy trimming his nails in the pub must be date night
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 3d
The lion does not concern himself with suggested portion sizes
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 12d
Hiking to justify the pints 🏔️
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 13d
We need to reintroduce toilet training to middle aged men you won’t believe how many I see not washing their hands
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 13d
It’s important to try local cuisines when travelling
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 15d
Free speech but you can’t be mean to us
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 17d
Crazy how they built this without a single teams meeting
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 17d
Here we go again
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 18d
We found a dark souls boss in the wild
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 18d
Let people take medical advice from trump this is natural selection at work
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 20d
I’ve eaten my bodyweight in cold cuts this week tony soprano would be proud
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 20d
Pulling up to the function in this
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 22d
I’m so jealous he doesn’t know what a KPI is
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 23d
government: we believe in free speech

public: you lot are fascists

government: no not like that
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 23d
I’ve done a fair amount of work writing jokes for various late night shows and whilst I’m sad for Jimmy Kimmel I’m really hoping that every member of his team from wardrobe to writers are supported by the industry and get given work immediately
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 24d
I don’t normally get a window seat so this was a real treat
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 26d
Borderlands remains at the forefront of fashion in games
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 27d
Thomas Skinner cheating on his wife is grim but the fact he’s 34 is the real shocker that man has aged like milk
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 27d
Like many others I’ve been a Borderlands fan from the start and 4 feels like a return to the classic formula it’s so much fun plus the writing is great I think it could be the best in the series
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 28d
Not sure how many of you still have facebook but let me tell you it’s wild over there right now
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 29d
Happy Borderlands 4 day to everyone celebrating
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · Sep 11
During a tube strike everyone is turning to bikes for their commute so Lime put this out

‘Good service on all Limes’
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · Sep 11
Yeah we still want to see that list
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · Sep 11
Keir Starmer saying “there can be no justification for political violence” despite the fact he just had the president of Israel round for dinner
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · Sep 9
feels like a fever dream
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