James Parker
@panoparker.bsky.social
Creative director and comedy writer.
Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
Haaland when I triple captain him
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Haaland when I triple captain him
Someone I used to manage was giving a lecture at a university in Munster and he mentioned me I’m dead proud of him
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Someone I used to manage was giving a lecture at a university in Munster and he mentioned me I’m dead proud of him
I got a message from a brand asking if I'd make some funny videos with their product, so I gave them a search and this is their product. A multi-coloured 'Christmas wig'. I'm very tempted to say yes.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I got a message from a brand asking if I'd make some funny videos with their product, so I gave them a search and this is their product. A multi-coloured 'Christmas wig'. I'm very tempted to say yes.
Been getting the train into central London for a year now and there hasn’t been a single weekday where the train is on time
One of the most expensive rail systems in the world and it has never run correctly yet they keep raising prices
One of the most expensive rail systems in the world and it has never run correctly yet they keep raising prices
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Been getting the train into central London for a year now and there hasn’t been a single weekday where the train is on time
One of the most expensive rail systems in the world and it has never run correctly yet they keep raising prices
One of the most expensive rail systems in the world and it has never run correctly yet they keep raising prices
I’ll be sleeping till january after this
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’ll be sleeping till january after this
So tired of these adverts from Ricky Gervais that talk trash about London. He’s a multi-millionaire who hasn’t been on the tube for years. Anyone on the daily commute would give their seat to those in need. This doesn’t make anyone want his awful vodka. He’s not edgy, he’s a wet wipe.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So tired of these adverts from Ricky Gervais that talk trash about London. He’s a multi-millionaire who hasn’t been on the tube for years. Anyone on the daily commute would give their seat to those in need. This doesn’t make anyone want his awful vodka. He’s not edgy, he’s a wet wipe.
How it feels to work past 4pm now that it's dark
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
How it feels to work past 4pm now that it's dark
IRELAND ARE IN THE PLAY OFFS
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
IRELAND ARE IN THE PLAY OFFS
I’m about to experience cinema
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m about to experience cinema
My thirties are approaching at a perilous speed I just took pictures of the satisfying masking tape job I did at home so I could show my friends and family. Father Time waits for no man.
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My thirties are approaching at a perilous speed I just took pictures of the satisfying masking tape job I did at home so I could show my friends and family. Father Time waits for no man.
Forgot to change the doorbell back from a halloween scream so two jehovah’s witnesses just got the fright of their life
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Forgot to change the doorbell back from a halloween scream so two jehovah’s witnesses just got the fright of their life
“What’s your Strava?”
“What do you do 5K in?”
Bro I don’t know I only started running so I don’t die the other day I stood up and my knees made a noise that led me to believe a car had backfired
“What do you do 5K in?”
Bro I don’t know I only started running so I don’t die the other day I stood up and my knees made a noise that led me to believe a car had backfired
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
“What’s your Strava?”
“What do you do 5K in?”
Bro I don’t know I only started running so I don’t die the other day I stood up and my knees made a noise that led me to believe a car had backfired
“What do you do 5K in?”
Bro I don’t know I only started running so I don’t die the other day I stood up and my knees made a noise that led me to believe a car had backfired
Have a great sunday
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Have a great sunday
Saw this in a shop and had to buy it immediately
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Saw this in a shop and had to buy it immediately
Still thinking about Clare Balding’s head
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Still thinking about Clare Balding’s head
Getting public transport when everyone is wearing Halloween costumes is great just a bunch of ghouls on the commute
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Getting public transport when everyone is wearing Halloween costumes is great just a bunch of ghouls on the commute
A picture is worth a thousand words
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words
“That’s from Assassin’s Creed”
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“That’s from Assassin’s Creed”
I had a great time judging and presenting for the Social Media Marketing Awards, pretty glad they held it on a boat so nobody could escape my terrible jokes
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I had a great time judging and presenting for the Social Media Marketing Awards, pretty glad they held it on a boat so nobody could escape my terrible jokes
Celia Imrie has been acting for 50 years and has won multiple prestigious awards but people will remember her as ‘the one that farted and screamed into a well’
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Celia Imrie has been acting for 50 years and has won multiple prestigious awards but people will remember her as ‘the one that farted and screamed into a well’
Got served a clip of two people debating whether gardening is a real job. That’s someone who runs a podcast for a living telling other people they don’t have real jobs…
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Got served a clip of two people debating whether gardening is a real job. That’s someone who runs a podcast for a living telling other people they don’t have real jobs…
I presented an award in a room full of people I’m dead proud of myself going to get a kebab on the way home
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I presented an award in a room full of people I’m dead proud of myself going to get a kebab on the way home
I’ve been working with the social team behind Idris Elba!
Actor, musician… football manager?
Rukkas FC are a new team joining Ballers League this season. All about representing community values whilst causing some chaos.
Can’t wait to see what we create each week!
Actor, musician… football manager?
Rukkas FC are a new team joining Ballers League this season. All about representing community values whilst causing some chaos.
Can’t wait to see what we create each week!
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I’ve been working with the social team behind Idris Elba!
Actor, musician… football manager?
Rukkas FC are a new team joining Ballers League this season. All about representing community values whilst causing some chaos.
Can’t wait to see what we create each week!
Actor, musician… football manager?
Rukkas FC are a new team joining Ballers League this season. All about representing community values whilst causing some chaos.
Can’t wait to see what we create each week!
Just finished up my first ever D&D campaign as DM and it was such a great experience. They all played as animals attempting to escape from a zoo. Over a year we laughed, we cried, we rolled dice.
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just finished up my first ever D&D campaign as DM and it was such a great experience. They all played as animals attempting to escape from a zoo. Over a year we laughed, we cried, we rolled dice.
The lion does not concern himself with suggested portion sizes
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The lion does not concern himself with suggested portion sizes