Paperbag Rider
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A little decoration for the ballroom.
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Mr. President. The more you talk, the more you give your opponents things to hang their hats on.
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We've gone from, "Can he DO that?" to,
"What stops him from doing THAT?"
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"If he doesn't do it I'll make Israel the 51st state."
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The President of the United States proudly broadcasts to the world that his special envoy is ignorant as a box of rocks.
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He's not really following the script of Project 2025. He's following the script of 1984.
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"Now that I've been passed over for the Nobel Peace Prize I'm free to let Trump be Trump."
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Mike Johnson has been praying with special intensity to God––on his knees, eyes closed, the whole bit––that Adelita Grijalva dies of old age, upon which he'll gavel Congress back in session.
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"Not only do I deserve a Nobel prize, I deserve a medal TWICE AS BIG an ordinary one."
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Stephanopoulos just lept to the top of The Enemies List.
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1) Seed neighborhoods with fake Official Ballot Drop Boxes.

2) Keep Republican ballots, throw away Democratic.

3) Throw Democratic voters in concentration camps.
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"I became sympathetic as it dawned they were crooks like me."
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They learned from only the best people.
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With remarks like that we'll be able to laugh our way through it.
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Donald didn't get it. Now he's having the fee-fees. Whatever can be done to soothe Your Favorite President, who has been treated so unfairly by the radical left lunatic Nobel committee? A consolation prize: "The Mr. Nice Guy Award." 🙂
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He’s catching on that you can’t use the U.S. Air Force to bomb American cities.
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That’s mighty fine speakin’ you’re doing there, Mr. President.
For an eight-year-old.
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Score another win for the top 1%.
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Invite Obama to the White House for a state dinner. Tell him to bring his Nobel medal along 'cause you'd like to "have a look at it."